Chimps are slot players...too

I used to not understand why anyone would play slots; I realized that playing a slot machine is EXACTLY like handing someone $100 and having them immediately hand back $90 (maybe with a little entertainment like making a funny face). Then you hand them back that $90 and they hand you $81. Repeat until broke.

 

There used to be a lot of chimp experiments. In one, a prominently displayed button would be put in their cage, and if they pressed it, they would get a small amount of food. They naturally figured this out pretty quickly and would press the button and eat the resultant food until satiated.

 

Then, the experimenters reconfigured the paytables. A button-press wouldn't always produce any food. They reduced it to half the time, then a third of the time, then a tenth of the time--always random. The chimps would still press the button over and over until they got something, but the truly fascinating part was that the less frequent the reward was, the more often they would push the button. When the payout was reduced to "never," they would still press the button over a hundred times, over multiple days, before they gave up.

 

You can see the parallel. Chimp and human brains are very similar (though chimps are smarter, because they usually don't play slots and never pay resort fees). Casinos milk slot players dry because their victims experience the same phenomenon that the chimps did: "intermittent gratification." Turns out, the more infrequent the reward, the more effort the chimp/human will expend to get it--even when it's nigh-hopeless.

 

So when you don't get anything after fifteen spins in a row, you're actually being conditioned to keep playing until you finally DO get that banana, or run out of time/energy/money to keep pressing the button.

Edited on Apr 11, 2026 12:54pm
Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I used to not understand why anyone would play slots; I realized that playing a slot machine is EXACTLY like handing someone $100 and having them immediately hand back $90 (maybe with a little entertainment like making a funny face). Then you hand them back that $90 and they hand you $81. Repeat until broke.

 

There used to be a lot of chimp experiments. In one, a prominently displayed button would be put in their cage, and if they pressed it, they would get a small amount of food. They naturally figured this out pretty quickly and would press the button and eat the resultant food until satiated.

 

Then, the experimenters reconfigured the paytables. A button-press wouldn't always produce any food. They reduced it to half the time, then a third of the time, then a tenth of the time--always random. The chimps would still press the button over and over until they got something, but the truly fascinating part was that the less frequent the reward was, the more often they would push the button. When the payout was reduced to "never," they would still press the button over a hundred times, over multiple days, before they gave up.

 

You can see the parallel. Chimp and human brains are very similar (though chimps are smarter, because they usually don't play slots and never pay resort fees). Casinos milk slot players dry because their victims experience the same phenomenon that the chimps did: "intermittent gratification." Turns out, the more infrequent the reward, the more effort the chimp/human will expend to get it--even when it's nigh-hopeless.

 

So when you don't get anything after fifteen spins in a row, you're actually being conditioned to keep playing until you finally DO get that banana, or run out of time/energy/money to keep pressing the button.


 This scenario sounds like the voting procedures utilized by DemocRAT voters.

David is giving gambling tips in Dancer's comments section of his last article.  My comment got deleted.  Talk about a chimp/David.  

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

David is giving gambling tips in Dancer's comments section of his last article.  My comment got deleted.  Talk about a chimp/David.  


Well, we know Dancer's an asshole, so Miller should be welcome there.


Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

David is giving gambling tips in Dancer's comments section of his last article.  My comment got deleted.  Talk about a chimp/David.  


 Your response deserved to be deleted.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I used to not understand why anyone would play slots; I realized that playing a slot machine is EXACTLY like handing someone $100 and having them immediately hand back $90 (maybe with a little entertainment like making a funny face). Then you hand them back that $90 and they hand you $81. Repeat until broke.

 

There used to be a lot of chimp experiments. In one, a prominently displayed button would be put in their cage, and if they pressed it, they would get a small amount of food. They naturally figured this out pretty quickly and would press the button and eat the resultant food until satiated.

 

Then, the experimenters reconfigured the paytables. A button-press wouldn't always produce any food. They reduced it to half the time, then a third of the time, then a tenth of the time--always random. The chimps would still press the button over and over until they got something, but the truly fascinating part was that the less frequent the reward was, the more often they would push the button. When the payout was reduced to "never," they would still press the button over a hundred times, over multiple days, before they gave up.

 

You can see the parallel. Chimp and human brains are very similar (though chimps are smarter, because they usually don't play slots and never pay resort fees). Casinos milk slot players dry because their victims experience the same phenomenon that the chimps did: "intermittent gratification." Turns out, the more infrequent the reward, the more effort the chimp/human will expend to get it--even when it's nigh-hopeless.

 

So when you don't get anything after fifteen spins in a row, you're actually being conditioned to keep playing until you finally DO get that banana, or run out of time/energy/money to keep pressing the button.


There's no need for you to understand what other people do for entertainment; your comments won't change what they like to do. So you should avoid posting the "truth" and insulting other people for no reason.

Originally posted by: MaxFlavor

There's no need for you to understand what other people do for entertainment; your comments won't change what they like to do. So you should avoid posting the "truth" and insulting other people for no reason.


Was it my goal to change what people do for entertainment? Did I say or even imply that?

 

Was I insulting anybody? Of course not. I was referring to why slot machines are so addictive and they make so much money. 

 

It might be beneficial to a habitual slot player if they understood what human brain characteristic makes those games so attractive and causes people to lose more than they planned.

 

If you feel defensive because you like to play slots, don't be. People do a LOT of expensive/counterproductive/unhealthy/fattening things for entertainment. Slots probably aren't the worst (I nominate drinking). 

 

You might be interested to learn that modern (last 20 years or so) slot designers used the data from all those chimp experiments to create the most addictive, profitable slots.

Ah, but the designers have revised this further with perceived progression, where you not only lose the spin but you get an added small dopamine boost when the piggy gets fatter or a pile of gems grows yet larger with a suggestive noise that makes the player think they might have just hit a bonus round.

 

Just wait until every slot has its own AI installed that will work your bankroll down to the limits and beyond, then you'll leave wet and soggy like a liberal twink at a bukkakke festival, spent, but ready to come back soon as possible.

You guys are totally correct about these slot machines.  

Originally posted by: Inigo Montoya

Ah, but the designers have revised this further with perceived progression, where you not only lose the spin but you get an added small dopamine boost when the piggy gets fatter or a pile of gems grows yet larger with a suggestive noise that makes the player think they might have just hit a bonus round.

 

Just wait until every slot has its own AI installed that will work your bankroll down to the limits and beyond, then you'll leave wet and soggy like a liberal twink at a bukkakke festival, spent, but ready to come back soon as possible.


No need to insert a political reference into the discussion; slots are apolitical and drain the wallets of liberals and conservatives alike.

 

That's about to change, though, with the advent of the MAGA Mega slots. Line up three Trumps, and you get to play the Bigly Bonus round, featuring the Bomb a School game and the featured Rape a Teenager interactive bonus. Trump lovers won't be able to get enough!

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