Chimps are slot players...too

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

No need to insert a political reference into the discussion; slots are apolitical and drain the wallets of liberals and conservatives alike.

 

That's about to change, though, with the advent of the MAGA Mega slots. Line up three Trumps, and you get to play the Bigly Bonus round, featuring the Bomb a School game and the featured Rape a Teenager interactive bonus. Trump lovers won't be able to get enough!


It seems the ones that love Trump the most are liberals, they lose continence at the sound of his name and can't stop posting about him.

Originally posted by: Inigo Montoya

It seems the ones that love Trump the most are liberals, they lose continence at the sound of his name and can't stop posting about him.


Oh brother, you forgot to squawk "TDS TDS TDS"! A shameful omission on your part.

 

Seriously, though, don't you think a Trump-themed slot would be bigly profitable? Symbols could include exploding fishing boats, bottles of bleach, $100 bills with wings, half-naked teenage girls, and other icons of the Trump era. Maybe they could call the game "Own the Libs," though the temptation to call it "Noble Glorious Dear Leader" would probably be too hard to resist.

Originally posted by: Inigo Montoya

It seems the ones that love Trump the most are liberals, they lose continence at the sound of his name and can't stop posting about him.


Funny from the guy who posted about Biden for at least two years, that I discovered the forum. Then, when totally owned, he tried to delete his posts, left the forum for a few weeks, and came back with a new handle. Remember that, Aaron?

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