Damn Baby Really Does Love Me

Baby moved a guy her age into her place two months ago.  She kept talking to me.  Tell Baby my travel plans.  Baby says, I better not as I am in a relationship.  Start looking for new SB. Baby sends me a text  four days later. Says she has decided she has to see me. Says she is gonna tell her new guy she is going out with the girls. Also tells me she has been arguing with the new guy because he knows we still talk and says it's cheating.  Two days ago sends me a text saying she kicked the new guy out of the house and now she can spend my whole trip with me.

New guy was so angry he trashed her place while she was at work before he left.

She doesn't sound very stable. 

Probably a good idea, when you plan to meet, tell her to meet you at Place A and then immediately whisk her over to Place B--completely as a surprise to her. Just in case her wacko ex-boyfriend manages to figure out where Place A is. You can't be too careful--he could be a drug addict, a psycho, or a Trumper (not sure which would be worst).

 He could be named Kevin (which is definitely worse)...

She is very stable. Her relationships with people her own age are volatile though.  From what I have seen she starts dating them and they immediately press her to let them move into her place. They then quit their job or greatly reduce their hours so they can play video games more and she ends up supporting them until she gets tired of it and tosses them out.

The Trumper would be the worst.  He would probably have an I'd rather be a Russian teeshirt on. 

Dr. Phil episode? 

Except more often Phil has parents tormented by their lazy mooching adult children who won't work, won't move out of the folks house, lay around smoking dope and playing video games all day, out all night screwing around/having babies, getting arrested for the parents to bail them out using what they had planned for their retirement.

LOL. 

I think the people who watch Dr. Phil are the same folks who go to auto races to see the crashes and to hockey games to see fights break out.

Right, that's me!  I like the catfish episodes most of all.  Reminds me I'm not the dumbest person in the world.  Hard to believe the sweet old ladies who fall for those online romance scams, empty their bank accounts to the fakers.  Sad, actually.

I like the sweet old lady who had a succession of roommates, each of whom disappeared after a few months, and she's been cashing a dozen social security checks every month, and finally somebody dug up her back yard...

What would Dr. Phil say about that?