Damn Baby Really Does Love Me

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I like the sweet old lady who had a succession of roommates, each of whom disappeared after a few months, and she's been cashing a dozen social security checks every month, and finally somebody dug up her back yard...

 

What would Dr. Phil say about that?


That sounds like an episode of Forensic Files.  A farm couple would look for down and out homeless men, hire them to work on their place.  In the process they'd get the hiree set up for SS checks to be mailed to the farm address.  After a time they'd murder the hiree, bury him on their place, continue receiving/cashing his checks, hire another one, rinse, repeat.  Eventually the scam was discovered (after some years), and yeah, bodies were dug up.  Went on for a while because the hirees weren't missed by anybody, no family or friends to report them missing, etc. 

Baby says she wants to spend every night of my trip with me and has volunteererd to transport us all over town.

 

I am cleaning up. No ride-sharing or taxi bills.

Edited on Mar 28, 2022 10:48am

Mark do you pay her by hour, or by the day?

Neither, she isn't an escort. She is a SB. I spend money on her here and there when I am not in town just basic girlfriend stuff. Money to get her hair and nails done, a new phone when her cheap prepaid phone broke stuff like that. When I am in town we do stuff together drinks, food, attractions, etc. I pay for all of that like you would for a wife/gf but she doesn't get paid to spend time with me.

 

I spend way less on her than I would if I dated a woman my age around where I live. In fact, she doesn't care if I use my BOGOs on dates and is fine dining/staying in cheap places. I couldn't get away with that if I took a gal from my area my age to Vegas.

Edited on Mar 28, 2022 4:56pm

Apply the ultimate test: tell her you want to go Dutch on everything and see if she still wants to spend time with you.

She has offered to pay for dinner before. And that sort of test really doesn't apply.  A lot of the dining we do is via BOGOs. If I don't have someone with me, they don't get used. It's the same deal with the room.  The cost is the same regardless if she is there or not.

Edited on Mar 28, 2022 5:06pm
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