David's in Vegas, screaming at the dealers:
Dealer: "Seven out, line away."
David: LIARS! LIARS LIARS LIARS!
Dealer: (turns over a hard 16, hits it with a 5, beating David's 20)
David: LIAR! LIAR LIAR LIAR! WAAAAAAAH!
Video poker machine: AKQJ of hearts, 3 of clubs, "Game Over"
David: DAMN LIBERAL MACHINE YOU'RE DESTROYING AMERICA! LIAR LIAR LIAR!!!!!