Here is what I learned 🎧 to the Facebook hearing yesterday...

(sob, sob) Where's my Facebook?? (sob, sob)

How traumatizing.

Show the videos.

I don't heed demands from deranged Trumptards.

Even if they bleat until they explode like an overripe zit.

 Get some mental help.

Where did our favorite overripe zit go? Surely, he would have been able to post bail.

Looking for your favorite overripe zit?  Look into a mirror.

Congrats on making bail!