Martians on Medicaid: a plague that must be stopped

Amid all the talk about illegal aliens on Medicaid, the real crisis has been completely ignored: illegal actual aliens. They come here from Mars with forged birth certificates and pose as US citizens. With a little makeup, they just look like somebody who woke up with a hangover: a little green around the gills.

They are, of course, here to get free health care, which Mars doesn't have. They watched TV news programs where Trump claimed to have created the best healthcare system on the planet. Not knowing any better, they believed him.

And now they're draining out treasury and clogging up hospitals. And of course, they're illegally voting: estimates are as high as eleven billion registered. And of course, they're all Democrats.

These Martians are very prone to serious injury because Earth:s gravity is 2 1/2 times that of Mars; they fall down a lot. Plus, they absolutely love fast food, so they have strokes and heart attacks.

This menace must be stopped! Protect our precious bodily fluids! Stop the green people from draining all our green! Act now!!

A number of studies have shown that an unknown number of Martians are on Medicaid right now. 

Fox Nooze interviewed JD Vance and he warned us of this stealthy invasion and the danger it poses to our cats. He recommended the complete cancellation of Medicaid and the closure of all hospital emergency rooms. "Green is obscene," he remarked 

A lot of people are talking about it, a lot of people are concerned about what they've heard, I don't know what is happening with that. But a lot of people are going to look into it, and I think we'll find that there is a big problem there, and the corrupt Democrats probably knew about it all along. Probably encouraged it, I think everybody knows something is happening. We'll look into it, and we'll find out what the corrupt Democrats are up to. I think, probably, the Pope is involved, people have been telling me the Pope is involved, nobody likes the Pope, we'll see what happens. It's not going to be good, we'll find out what the democrats have been doing.

I've found that after three or four cannabis gummies and a couple shots of whiskey, I can talk just like Trump.

With very little effort billions in fraud have been discovered

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fox-26-report-on-suspected-medicare-catheter-fraud-sparks-new-wave-of-complaints/ar-AA20U22H?ocid=BingNewsSerp

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/medical-fraud-fbi-justice-department/3870400/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/california-was-warned-of-shocking-hospice-fraud-inaction-allowed-problems-to-persist/ar-AA216KcS?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Recent investigations have revealed extensive fraudulent activities within Minnesota's healthcare system, particularly concerning Medicare and Medicaid. The U.S. Attorney's Office has indicated that half or more of the $18 billion billed through state programs since 2018 may be fraudulent. This alarming figure highlights the scale of the issue, with officials describing it as "staggering" and indicative of a systemic problem. 5 Eyewitness News +1

Damn those Martians!

Interesting breakfast, but you do you.  Your post makes much more sense now that we know you're back at the drug and whiskey buffet for lunch!

I was writing like Trump, which actually takes more thought. I'm not sure I could incapacitate enough brain cells to talk like him. He has a gift.

Their all rapists, and murderers, everybody knows that.