Well, if things deteriorate much further we can always put on Slim Whitman yodeling albums; that'll straighten out those MARTIANS.
Well, if things deteriorate much further we can always put on Slim Whitman yodeling albums; that'll straighten out those MARTIANS.
Originally posted by: Nines
Well, if things deteriorate much further we can always put on Slim Whitman yodeling albums; that'll straighten out those MARTIANS.
Then they'll never leave! They are already getting Big Macs and free colonoscopys. Provide them with scintillating entertainment from America's cultural heartland, and the next thing you know, they'll be getting CostCo memberships and NetFlix subscriptions.
Whatever you do, don't try their green coffee; it's terrible. Just keep on driving past that Marsbucks kiosk.
Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis
Then they'll never leave! They are already getting Big Macs and free colonoscopys. Provide them with scintillating entertainment from America's cultural heartland, and the next thing you know, they'll be getting CostCo memberships and NetFlix subscriptions.
Whatever you do, don't try their green coffee; it's terrible. Just keep on driving past that Marsbucks kiosk.
Slim Whitman yodeling tunes were the only effective offensive weapon against Martians in the "MARS ATTACKS" movie in 1996..dropped em like flies. I just upgraded your cultural awareness score.
Originally posted by: Nines
Slim Whitman yodeling tunes were the only effective offensive weapon against Martians in the "MARS ATTACKS" movie in 1996..dropped em like flies. I just upgraded your cultural awareness score.
Damn, you're right! And here I thought I was an aficionado of classic literature.