Mister Tough Guy starts a war

Trump bombs the capital city of an ally in order to commit an assassination.

Trumpers cheer! Sean Hannity orgasms on live TV! Stalker, Tom, and Boilerman wet their pants in joy!

Let's try some other scenarios:

Trump rapes an entire Girl Scout troop on the White House lawn.

Trumpers cheer! Sean Hannity orgasms on live TV! Stalker, Tom, and Boilerman wet their pants in joy!

At one of his rallies, Trump puts a tiny MAGA hat on a kitten and then strangles it.

Trumpers cheer! Sean Hannity orgasms on live TV! Stalker, Tom, and Boilerman wet their pants in joy!

Being unable to spell "Tehran," Trump mistakenly orders a nuclear strike on Tirana, Albania.

Trumpers cheer! Sean Hannity orgasms on live TV! Stalker, Tom, and Boilerman wet their pants in joy!

Iran's retaliatory strike kills dozens of Americans.

Your turn! Predict Trumpers' reactions!

On the plus side....its going to be paid for with the oil revenues we seize

Nah, Mexico is going to pay for this one just like oil revenues paid for the last one. Then, Tom will come along in a few months and explain how we have to kick granny out of the nursing home because we can't afford her freeloading high on the hog lifestyle anymore. 

Actually, that one's more in Boiler World than Tom World. Boiler is at least consistent in his ranting about the undeserving classes (i.e., not him) getting "free shit." Tom's raving is completely random and disjointed--devoid of logic or even a train of thought.

That aside, I somehow fail to see how the destruction of the Saudi oil fields is going to be beneficial to anybody. I don't think Iran will deliberately target an American military installation or civilian settlement. But there are quite a few ways that dozens of Americans could wind up as "collateral damage."

There is a silver lining, though. This could cost Trump a lot of votes in November, especially if things escalate and people get killed (which is pretty damn likely at this point). Trump is sending thousands of troops into harm's way. He's on the brink of repeating the Dubya Dum-dum, which probably cost Republicans the White House. Start a war to prove how big your dick is. Thousands of Americans die. Get involved in the Middle East mess yet again. Yeah, a recipe for success!

I guess  Der Fuhrer would prefer the gutless ass kisser Obama method of giving them BILLIONS of dollars so they can expediate building a nuclear bomb. 

Apparantly, Obama started wars in seven countries.

I love kittens.

But you would cheer if Trump strangled one, wouldn't you?

Der Furher writes - "But you would cheer if Trump strangled one, wouldn't you?-- I believe the whole world would cheer if he strangled you.