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Sea levels rising rapidly in Southeast Coast

 

The "Climate Change is a hoax" states are seeing the ocean rise more rapidly on their shores than predicted.    And since those states are adamant about doing nothing proactively to slow it down....we will get to reactively pay for all the upcoming damage....and ultimately relocate millions of people.    And thats alll going to be paid with "other peoples' money" ...just like David Miller's welfare checks.

Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

Sea levels rising rapidly in Southeast Coast

 

The "Climate Change is a hoax" states are seeing the ocean rise more rapidly on their shores than predicted.    And since those states are adamant about doing nothing proactively to slow it down....we will get to reactively pay for all the upcoming damage....and ultimately relocate millions of people.    And thats alll going to be paid with "other peoples' money" ...just like David Miller's welfare checks.


But at least Florida will cease to exist! That's got to be worth it. (Actually, the underwater ruins of Miami will be a great scuba destination!)

 

The real question is, where will we move the flooded-out goobers to? North Dakota has lots of space. And wouldn't they be tickled to suddenly have 30 electoral votes?

 

And of course, if there aren't enough Abbott Buses to move people up there, well, one properly aimed bullet per goober will be relatively cheap.

My bath tub doesn't fill higher on one side than the other.  Liberal tubs are apparently different.  BTW, if rising ocean waters are bad, lowering ocean waters must be good.  Or maybe Libs just whine about everything.

Edited on Apr 11, 2023 12:36pm
Originally posted by: Boilerman

My bath tub doesn't fill higher on one side than the other.  Liberal tubs are apparently different.  BTW, if rising ocean waters are bad, lowering ocean waters must be good.  Or maybe Libs just whine about everything.


Where have the ''ocean waters'' receded, Cliff?


Originally posted by: Boilerman

My bath tub doesn't fill higher on one side than the other.  Liberal tubs are apparently different.  BTW, if rising ocean waters are bad, lowering ocean waters must be good.  Or maybe Libs just whine about everything.


Let me guess:  you know a "guy" who lives on the beach in a "big" house who says that the ocean hasn't raisen on his very expensive, very exclusive, very private beach?  

Yo, Boilerboob:

 

Every week, you raise the bar on "stupid things said by Boiler." Who said that the ocean levels rising is a phenomenon unique to the RepubliQ goober climate change denier asshole idiot states?

 

PJ's point is that the people who have been warning this would happen are the ones who are going to have to pay for the damage to the goober states that have been holding their hands over their ears and singing "LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU."

 

Of course, it wouldn't exactly be the first time that smart, sensible liberals have had to bail out stupid, irresponsible Cons. We've been paying their bills for decades.

Edited on Apr 11, 2023 5:30pm

Nope, I'm just saying that my bath tub is equally high on all sides.  Apparently, your Liberal tubs are different.

I believe that the argument is that the ocean is rising at one location and not another.  My tub doesn't do that, nor does the ocean.

I have no friends with beach front property...ocean or lake.  We'll Pete's in-laws had a great lake house that I've stayed in many time, but they sold it 6 month ago.

 

However, I did visit my 50 year long friend this weekend and stayed in his 10,000 foot home (only 6000 feet upstais).  3 acres, nice fire in the woods after the 12 of us had dinner.  Fun time.  

 

I don't have much money, but he does.

 

Nice digs.

5 inches in 12 years or a little more than 3 feet in the next 100 years. Unless someone has a home within 4 feet of the ocean, not much to worry about. 

When gore/Kerry/Obama sell their beachfront homes I will worry. 

Besides in less than 12 years we will have died of heat or is it frostbite, hard to keep track of the latest 

 

I am more worried about Biden's Chinese friends starting WW3

Edited on Apr 12, 2023 2:14pm
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