President Trump Has Named His Running Mate

Breaking news  -- https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=589184023385343&set=a.158909999746083

They'll likely get along in the boudoire, but The Trumpster is pretty much a teetotaler, so he's stuck driving every night. That may work out, as he doesn't like the Secret Service driving, either.

 

Tastes in women seem copacetic.

Trump has already named Joseph Goebbels as his running mate. None of his lackeys have had the nerve to tell him the guy's dead.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Trump has already named Joseph Goebbels as his running mate. None of his lackeys have had the nerve to tell him the guy's dead.


That's ok. Jeffery Epstein is available...


I'd bet that Stormy Daniels would be available--but, her description of Trump's genitalia as "toadstool" might be a problem.  

Like any sensible person, I block David Miller. I'm just here to point out an interesting VP factoid. DeSantis can NOT be his vice president.

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

Like any sensible person, I block David Miller. I'm just here to point out an interesting VP factoid. DeSantis can NOT be his vice president.


 Blocking me shows just how brainwashed you are - you would rather believe the lies than read the truth.

Originally posted by: David Miller

 Blocking me shows just how brainwashed you are - you would rather believe the lies than read the truth.


No, he'd rather get his wisdom teeth pulled without anasthetic than read any of your dogshit. Worthless scum that you are.

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

Like any sensible person, I block David Miller. I'm just here to point out an interesting VP factoid. DeSantis can NOT be his vice president.


Interesting. Why not? Is it because the VP has to be an adult?

 

Trump can't run for President--because he claims to have won the 2020 election, and that would mean he's running for a third term, which is illegal.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Interesting. Why not? Is it because the VP has to be an adult?

 

Trump can't run for President--because he claims to have won the 2020 election, and that would mean he's running for a third term, which is illegal.


12th Amendment: "The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves;..."

 

So Florida electors could not vote for a Trump-DeSantis ticket.

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