Toilet paper will save you from the apocalypse! Stock up!

I'm sure you've seen all the videos--empty shelves at WalMart, etc. A friend told me he couldn't find distilled water, which he needs for his medical equipment, anywhere--or plain old bottled water.

I went to Safeway to buy some ground beef to make tacos. The meat department, however, was out of not only that but all other meat as well. If I had wanted to buy anything, I would have had to stand in line for at least an hour.

A local news segment reported that gun sales had more than tripled as, I guess, the Cliven Bundy types fortified their underground bunkers against the impending zombie hordes.

What did Sean Hannity TELL everybody, anyway?

The moronavirus is spreading again!

I dont need to wait in line. If society crumbles I'll use my gun to take what I need from a well stocked snowflake.

Snowflakes are small ice crystals that melt soon after they fall from the sky, and tend not to possess any useful supplies.

I suggest robbing a conservative billionaire instead. It's child's play to scale the walls of the compound, and the servants are terrible shots.

Maybe the Charmin commercial with the bears will disappear when they sell out.  "Enjoy the go."  Yuk.

Worse yet, Haribo Gummies, men in the boardroom speaking in baby tongue.  I have to mute it.

Kevin - stick a roll or two into your ignorant mouth and shut up - it is not helping for you to continue to bitch.

Why are people buying so much toilet paper ?

[The above article allays fears of toilet paper shortages; Georgia-Pacific and Proctor & Gamble claim they will adjust production to insure they can meet any demand.]

Hoarding behavior is both stupid and socially irresponsible, which makes me wonder how Americans would act in any one of a number of infinitely worse crisis scenarios.

they need to bring back Mr Whipple

I dunno. Mr. Whipple looks like a conservative. If anyone tried to squeeze his Charmin now, he'd probably draw his gun and shoot to kill.

Kevin is correct about Mr. Whipple looking like a Conservative.   Arriving to work each day is a dead giveaway.