Toilet paper will save you from the apocalypse! Stock up!

Actually, conservatives don't "work" as such--they rob people. Though they may indeed do it every day.

And "conservative" should not be capitalized--it's not a proper name. One day, you may learn that.

Actually, liberals (DemocRats) don't "work" as such--they just run their ignorant mouths. And they do it all day, every day. -Corrected and fixed to read truthfully.

Some things will never change, including the intellectual deficits that make Stalker resort to plagiarism (and pulling stuff out of the internet's ass).

It seems those who sercured a stock of toilet paper may, in fact, have the last laugh:

Ref:

 https://www.fox5ny.com/news/do-not-call-911-just-because-you-ran-out-of-toilet-paper-oregon-police-say

Joe and Bill were walking through the woods.  Bill said "Uh, oh, I have to go."  Joe said "So what?  Just go."

Bill said "But I have to do number two.  How will I wipe myself?"  Joe asked, "Don't you have a dollar with you?  Use that."  Bill said "OK, I'll use my dollar."  Off he went to do his business.

Soon Bill returns, but has a mess all over his clothing.

Joe asked "What the heck?  Didn't you use your dollar?"

Bill said "Yes I did, but did you ever try wiping with a fifty cent piece, a quarter, two dimes and a nickel?"

............RIM SHOT!!!!!!!

I always buy toilet paper in giant proportions, but only buy every six months or so.  It was my time to buy while at Costco last week.  Corona never entered my mind while making my purchasing decision.  I do the same with paper towels.

I stopped at a C-store in my area late last night. The guy working told me they had to lock their janitorial closet for the first time.  People wiped out their toilet paper supply twice in the past week.

BOOOOOO!

Hey, Kevin, just trying to sneak a little levity into all this misery. 

Q: Why would anyone wipe their ass with a dollar bill?

A: Inflation!