White Conservative Snowflake Protection Act

The Florida Senate Education Committee approved a bill Tuesday that would effectively codify white fragility into law.

Senate Bill 148, which should really be called the “sad white people bill,” seeks to bar public schools or workplaces from making people feel “discomfort” or "guilt" about their race during lessons or trainings focused on inequality.

I'd laugh about conservatives being such delicate little snowflakes but there is a more sinister motive behind these conservative safe space laws. Conservatives want to eliminate teaching about slavery, Jim Crow laws, poll taxes, and any and all history of minorities being suppressed in this country so their kids can grow up believing it never happened. It would be like Germany codifying that holocaust denial be given equal time in schools.

What the redneck white fucks in Florida and other shithole states should feel discomfort or guilt about is not their race, but their racism.

Thank God I don't live in such a place. This is yet another argument for splitting up the country. These people aren't Americans--they're the Confederacy. We made a huge mistake letting them back into the Union. Not too late to expel them and turn them into a third-world country.

You forgot to include the email address to report such crimes against (white) humanity. So here it is: [email protected]

Here is the important part. DO NOT send phony or specious reports to the hotline. Already there have been reports of people reporting the teaching of Arabic numbers and that Albus Dumbeldor was teaching that full-blooded wizards discriminated against mudbloods. If this keeps happening the email hotline could be rendered absolutely useless!!!

I will only report actual crimes against (white) humanity. I just sent one in about Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner teaching critical race theory in Virginia. 

You cant teach about Selma Bloody Sunday because it makes Glenn Youngkin feel guilty about his race. 

The irony is that this is being framed as an attempt to stop the supposed besmirching of the White race, when the actuality is that examining slavery involves criticism of one particular group of White people: good ol' Americans. By 1860, the vast majority of White-run countries had already outlawed slavery. We hadn't. That's our ongoing shame.

You teach kids about this country's history of slavery and discrimination against Blacks, you help them understand why the loser of the Presidential election sometimes gets called the winner, why Clem Cornpone and Cowboy Bob have far more political power than normal humans, why Black people are still being deprived of voting rights, etc. The old white fucks who make up the RepubliQ don't want their kids, or ours, to know all that. So they rebrand teaching history as "political correctness," spread idiot conservative memes like "cancel culture" to deflect any attempts to curb racist asshole behavior, and bring up phantoms like "THAR ALL TEECHIN ARE KIDS THAT THAR GOLDURN CRITICUL RACE THEERY THANG!!!!!!" to change our schools from places where kids learn to places where they're indoctrinated.

Of course this legislation was written and introduced by Senators Diaz and Rodrigues so maybe Keven should change this to read 'Hispanic Brown Fucks'.  Nah.  He's not brave enough to insult the non-whites he disagrees with.

I'm perfectly comfortable calling those senators human garbage.

See, that was easy!

What is beyond Charles' comprehension is that there are plenty of Hispanics in American society who betray and have betrayed their own race. Hell, Hispanic South Texas and South Florida went bigly for Trump--twice!--even though that asshole demonized them and fantasized aloud at his hate rallies about shooting them--a fantasy that was turned into reality several times by Trump acolytes.

In the case of the Florida senators, even Charles might understand that they're young (36 and 39) and ambitious politicians who are attempting to burnish their conservative credentials in a state where demonstrating your absolute right wing-ness is vital to your political future. They wouldn't exactly be the first politicians in history to ascend by fucking over their own people.

"They wouldn't exactly be the first politicians in history to ascend by fucking over their own people" -- Lewis is, of course, talking about the DemocRats 

Actually, Davey Dear, it's YOU the RepubliQ have been fucking over. In and out, in and out, in and out, as you scream for more. Your kind loves it! You have to be a dedicated masochist to cheer for Trump and all his imitators.

But my comment referred to race, Davey Dear. You nasty old white men are betraying yourselves in the midst of your shitstorm of race hatred. In trying so hard to make life worse for black and brown people, you've made it worse for yourselves.

In and out. In and out. In and out. *SLAP*