Okay, I fibbed. I really didn't send that letter reporting Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner. But I really (really!) did send this one:
Dear Governor Youngkin:
I would like to report that Mark Thackeray, an immigrant teacher who likes to be called “Sir,” is taking his students “from crayons to perfume.” Sounds like he is robbing them of their childhood. Please stop this now!
Please, no one else should email [email protected] and do something like this. It will make the email hotline useless!