'57 vs '13

I saw this and thought it interesting


And folks wonder what's wrong with America today....

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2013

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack..
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2013 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2013 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. They are also required to attend six weeks of anger management therapy.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2013 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2013 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2013 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2013 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot read & write English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2013 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2013 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Here we go again.....
Where did you get that? It is so off base it comes across as a SNL skit.
That Johnny kid sounds like a troublemaker. I'd send him and his partner in crime Billy to Juvie.

Most things weren't such a big deal years ago.

Today, if someone farts wrong in Phoenix, ....... it's on the evening news in Milwaukee.

Rick
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Originally posted by: Rock'n Rick
Most things weren't such a big deal years ago.

Today, if someone farts wrong in Phoenix, ....... it's on the evening news in Milwaukee.

Rick


Remind me to never go to Phoenix.
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Originally posted by: Rock'n Rick
Most things weren't such a big deal years ago.

Today, if someone farts wrong in Phoenix, ....... it's on the evening news in Milwaukee.

Rick


It is funny you say that. I just told my wife, the news has gotten so out of control that if somebody farts they have to have a round table discussion of experts to give their analysis of it.

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Originally posted by: Rock'n Rick
Today, if someone farts wrong in Phoenix, .......

So, there's a way to fart "right"?

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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
That Johnny kid sounds like a troublemaker. I'd send him and his partner in crime Billy to Juvie.

Billy and Johnny were choirboys compared to snidely and alanleroyII.

That's all I'm going to say about that. For now.



I agree,
Several years ago my 12 or 13 year old nephew went to a family reunion and
he and his cousins went to some sort of an new business open house and
they were giving away miniature Swiss Army Knives with their logo on them,
come Monday when he was at school, wearing the same pants with the knife
in the pocket, falls out while changing gym clothes etc. Authorities were immediately
called into the school, parents called in from work, he was immediately expelled and
was further more not allowed to continue his education at that school, he had to change
schools and is now a Felon because of this.! In MN they have this policy and it is a Felony Offence.
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