6th Annual Weenie Dog Football Challenge

Roscoe has some major sized balls to have the guts to rely on the Rams.
Weenie results after week #1

It was a rough start for the weenie dogs. Both of them lost their picks for this week.

BlackJack's Tampa Bay looked awful against the shitty Jets, and lost the game out right.

Roscoe's Ram's pick actually won the game, but they did not cover the spread by 1.5 points!


So the Standings look like this


1st place (tie) BlackJack with a record of 0 wins and 1 loss

1st place (tie) Roscoe with a record of 0 wins and 1 loss


Good luck next week puppies!

--Rizzo
I love NFL Week 2. It's what I call bounce back week for a lot of teams who had disappointing openers. The lines reflect the skepticism of teams that underperformed in Week 1.

Case in point: The Baltimore Ravens. They were whipped thoroughly by the Denver Broncos in their season opener. But playing on Thursday night gives the Ravens a 10-day window to lick their wounds and make adjustments. And they got their Super Bowl hangover out of the way in a hurry. We all know the Ravens would have been favored by more than a touchdown if they squared off in the opener instead of Week 2. At 6 1/2 points this is the Week 2 value I am looking for.

Baltimore has one last Super Bowl celebration in front of the raucous home crowd and then goes on to beat the Browns for the 12th straight time and cover the 6 1/2 point spread.

Woof!
Well, I started off the season with a real poop, but now its time to grab first place on my own with a nice win.

This weekend I am taking the Indianapolis Colts minus 3 points over the Miami Dolphins.

The dolphins are not very good this, despite the win over Cleveland last week. Indy struggled with the Raiders last week, but they kept the lead throughout the game.

The head cheese for the Colts has issued a warning to the offensive line to make sure and protect Andrew Luck this week, since he was sacked 4 times last week. Message received quite CLEARLY. If they want to win, they need to keep #12 UPRIGHT, or heads are going to roll!

The Colts cover this teeny spread, and hand the brown weenie his first win of the season!

Good luck to all of those making these weenie wagers!

--Roscoe

Friggin Baltimore kicker.
So Baltimore's kicker gets two field goal attempts and misses them both. Cleveland's kicker gets two chances and makes both, including a 52-yarder. That's the difference it he game at halftime.

I am about to bite Justin Tucker in the ankle.
I was a good weenie this week.
Weenie results after week #2

This weeks summary: One good weenie, and one bad weenie

BlackJack's Ravens pick was SOLID and he chalks up his first win of the season

Roscoe's Colt's pick was a flat out loser, and he has yet to win a game this year


So the Standings look like this:


1st place BlackJack with a record of 1 win and 1 loss

2nd place Roscoe with a record of 0 wins and 2 losses


Good luck next week puppies!

--Rizzo
Ooohh. A rare losing streak for Roscoe.
Roscoe, you should have consulted with me. I would have told you pickin the 'Fins would be a lock.

Defense is the secret word.
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