Copenhagen Zoo Euthanizes Healthy Giraffe

DonDiego thanks alanleroy for his kind, if overly enthusiastic, offer to teechur.

Feeding a dead or mostly dead human body to a macaque troop isn't the easiest thing for a poor grieving widow to accomplish. AlanLeroy vows to be helpful in DonDiego's hour of need.

Do you want anything to be done with the resulting monkey pooh?

DonDiego would commend it to fertilizer, if it is suitable.
DonDiego understands the Danes are partial to red cabbage; . . . that would be his first choice for application.

If not, . . . allow the monkeys to toss it about as is their habit, . . . preferably at members of the Danish Social Liberal Party.

I will make sincere and dedicated efforts to establish a subsequent annual celebration, to include a similar monkey feast, and a reading from DonDiego's writings.