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Originally posted by: forkushV
So it turns out that if our friend DonDiego and kin are really interested in avoiding an early demise, they would do well to move away from their country estate and to a much safer location. Like Chicago.
Originally posted by: forkushV
So it turns out that if our friend DonDiego and kin are really interested in avoiding an early demise, they would do well to move away from their country estate and to a much safer location. Like Chicago.
DonDiego is touched by forkushV's concern over poor old DonDiego's early demise.
DonDiego may have unintentionally given the impression that he lives among the provincial, rustic inhabitants of the backwoods of Appalachia, . . . far from the sophistication and convenient facilities of an urban community.
It is true that from his homestead DonDiego can see a multiplicity of colorful songbirds, squirrels, and chipmunks and a horse, a donkey, and several cows daily, . . . and wild turkeys, deer, groundhogs, raccoons, foxes, and snakes occasionally, . . . and a goat, once. And something is opening and emptying DonDiego's birdfeeders in the dead of night; based upon the mechanism by which they are closed DonDiego suspects a powerful bear or a clever monkey. Oh, and lots of lightning bugs on Summer evenings. Nonetheless, he is within a few minutes drive of several grocery store chains, and a licensed liquor store, and even a bank, . . . and within reasonable walking distance of a barbecue joint. Unlike some more agrarian locales the police, emergency medical resources, and even sizable hospitals are less than an hour away.
DonDiego's Backyard 29 July 2013

And although DonDiego is about to triple the area of the raised beds which constitute the DD Tomato Ranch, he is still not likely to suffer a significant agricultural accident, as he has no mechanized combine or other powered equipment, . . . except for a hedge-cutter and a string-trimmer. teechur drives the lawn tractor.
So DonDiego has the advantages of living the life of a country gentleman, without many of the injury risks inherent in working in a rural setting, combined with easy access to the necessities available in an urban environment.
If DonDiego were to seek to relocate to Chicago in the future, he will seek forkushV's advice as to selection of a neighborhood.