Ahh, . . . the first truly thoughtful response to poor old DonDiego's post.
There was very little one could do to positively influence the outcome of the predictions of Y2K or TEOTWAWKI. In the case of Detroit, Roulette Man and other concerned citizens can actually help the City by purchasing as many Detroit municipal bonds as one can. DonDiego counsels those who love Motown to buy as many of these bonds as they can afford, . . . for the children.

On the other hand, . . . eating oneself to death and especially drinking oneself to death sounds like an excellent way to go. DonDiego suggests an excessive flight of craft brews starting with some lighter ales and proceeding to tasty lagers and concluding with hefty stouts, perhaps with hints of coffee or cocoa flavors. Make sure to leave room for those stouts; it would be a shame to expire prematurely.