Now DonDiego is offending cows.
Quote
Originally posted by: DonDiego
Q: "Why do cows wear bells ?"
A: "Because their horns don't work."
Emergency
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
[n.b. If one replaces the phrase "A man" with "A retired President Obama" in the Emergency joke, above, it is significantly funnier. DonDiego specifically did not do so, as he opined some might find it offensive.]
Originally posted by: DonDiego
Q: "Why do cows wear bells ?"
A: "Because their horns don't work."
Emergency
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
[n.b. If one replaces the phrase "A man" with "A retired President Obama" in the Emergency joke, above, it is significantly funnier. DonDiego specifically did not do so, as he opined some might find it offensive.]
