Hey Bags

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?

Actually I think he paid Bubbles to blow him.

She promised not to tell! Actually, I got into bubble blowing in my latter years. When I was going with a woman 20 years ago, she had a pre-teen daughter and when we were visiting La Jolla, I saw these people blowing ginormous bubbles. I wondered how they were getting them so big so I went over to investigate. They had a stick with a rope attached which they dipped into the bubble mix and then lifted it up and twirled the stick into the wind. HUGE bubbles would appear and float away with the wind.

When Faye and I were at the Silverton a few years ago, and they had the San Gennaro Festival on their property. I saw a little girl with a bubble machine gun which would make a ton of bubbles with one pull of the trigger. I asked her where she bought it and she pointed to this tent. I went over to the tent and they were just about to close and the lady sold me the last one she had on hand. I knew my granddaughter would have a blast playing with it, and I sure was right. She still plays with it to this day!

Bags - I have no doubt that you are the most forthcoming and honest poster on the LVA ---- that can be a good thing or a bad thing......sometimes both.

This has to be the most random funny thread on the board.
What brought this on?

I ran into Bubbles at Circus Circus. He asked if I knew someone called Bagiant!

I thought Bubbles was the family dog?

I'm a newbie poster but a long time reader and I'm familiar with the bagiant legacy. But please ladies and gents, my wife's nickname is really "Bubbles". She's also very good at "blowing" them.

So Bags walks into a bar. He tells the bartender to give him a double. Bartender puts the double down in front of him and Bags shoots it down in one shot. He asks the bartender for another. Bartender puts it in front of him and asks if everything is OK. Bags shoots down the 2nd one in one shot and tells the bartender that he just found out his brother is gay! He then storms out of the bar.

A week later, Bags walks into the same bar and asks for another double. He shoots that one down and asks for another. Bartender pours the 2nd double and asks if everything is OK. Bags says NO......I just found out my son is gay! He shoots down the 2nd one and walks out of the bar.

Another week goes bye and Bags walks back into the same bar. Gimme a TRIPLE! He shoots that one down immediately. GIMME ANOTHER! The bartender starts pouring him a triple and asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?' Bags shoots down the triple ....looks at the bartender and says, " Yeah! I just found out my wife does!"