Hey Bags

Seriously? That is a 5th grade level joke.

About the right level for most of these threads.

I get a lot of jokes and a question of the day from this ezine newsletter from Yahoo Groups called [email protected]. It's a nice read each morning.

And that was the joke you chose to share?
Come on, find a good one.

OK! A woman walks into a pharmacy. She goes up to the pharmacist and tells him she wants to buy some arsenic. "Arsenic? What do you want to buy arsenic for?" She says, "I want to kill my husband!"

"Kill your husband? Lady, I sell you arsenic and you kill your husband....you're going to jail for life.....and I'm going to jail for selling it to you!"

"Wait a minute!' She reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of the pharmacists wife in bed with her husband. The pharmacist looks at the picture then looks the lady in the eye and says, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A PRESCRIPTION!"

I don't get it.

Not to worry.... the real joke is between his legs.

The pharmacists wife was sleeping with her husband who she wanted to kill. Where he wouldn't sell her arsenic before, he was then willing to do so under the guise that she had a prescription.

I was in a pub last Saturday night. Had a few....
and noticed two very large women at the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked...
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped... "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said...
"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"

Lol. ^^^^ Now that was funny.