Joke Of The Day

Oh the feigned outrage over the thread title!! America weeps. And still I'm the only one to respond to the OP. I thought the "Way off topic." disclaimer would do the trick, but not when some people get a chance to ignore the point and pretend to be offended, then talk about Detroit with no "off topic" mention.

Roulette Man you are a liar. Compulsive and pathological. I never said anything like that.

1. Defend yourself. Prove me wrong with a quote. Show us that you are not a liar.

2. Be a man, admit you lied, and apologize.

3. Neither, be a weasel, a complete low life and not face my accusation that you are a liar. Be frightened and hide behind BS.


Based on past behavior my money is on 3.

And now to post something related to the title of this string, my favorite joke.

A beautiful 23 year old blonde woman goes into a doctor's office complaining about pain in her knees. When she gets to the examining room, the doctor asks her to pull down her pants and show him her knees. She quickly undoes her pants and pulls them down. The doctor looks at the young woman's knees and is aghast. Both knees are bruised and bloody.
Doctor: How in the world did this happen?
Woman: It happened during sex.
Doctor: During sex??? How on earth did this happen during sex?
Woman: Well, I've been doing it doggie style for the past two weeks.
Doctor: Doggie style, don't you know of any other positions.
Woman: Well I do, but my dog doesn't.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender exclaims, "We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink.......named Steve?"

Wow,
Posting actual jokes in a thread titled "Joke of the Day" seems to have killed the thread.
Amazing!

A peanut walks into a bar. He was assaulted.

A peanut, a talking duck, and a blonde walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Since it's peanut joke time...

A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“.
At this, the man called the bartender over. “Hey…I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.“
“It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender.
“Say what?“
“You heard me,” said the barkeep. “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.“

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!"

"Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!"

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

Duck walks into a crowded bar and says, "I'll buy a round for the house!"

Bartender says, "How do you plan to pay for that?"

Duck says, "Just put it on my bill."