Missing $35,000 Watch Found in Thieving Masseuse's Vagina

A private massage in a Las Vegas hotel room turned into a crime investigation when a $35,000 Rolex disappeared. As tends to happen in these cases, the watch was later found inside the masseuse's vagina.

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There is another thread on this topic titled "Nature's Pocket".

Does her attorney really believe anybody is going to buy this line?

"We believe he gave her the watch and later he tried to take it back when he wasn't satisfied with her services,"

A $35,000 massage?

Didn't even noticed until you pointed it out!

Take time to shove it.

Did they find my remote in there by chance?

Or a couple of my missing socks?

Why is it that the mug shots never look flattering for these kind of women?

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Yeah baby, that's Alotta Fagina.

"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

The watch, not the vagina

My buddy actually lost his class ring once...

Bob