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Missing $35,000 Watch Found in Thieving Masseuse's Vagina

Ellen Locke
Ellen Locke
Apr 2, 2014
9:28am
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Originally posted by: motownbob
My buddy actually lost his class ring once...

Bob



In a vagina?

Did he by any chance visit Phoenix in January 2012?
snidely333
snidely333
Apr 2, 2014
9:51am
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Where is the watch now?
chefantwon
chefantwon
Apr 2, 2014
10:43am
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At least it wasn't a grandfather clock that was stolen....
alanleroyII
alanleroyII
Apr 2, 2014
10:46am
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Where is the watch now?

Hey! Your watch smells like fish!


casinokidd
casinokidd
Apr 2, 2014
10:34pm
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That's the same girl who visited me at the Mirage. I noticed my toaster was missing as she was leaving, and seen an electrical cord hanging between her legs.
O2bnVegas
O2bnVegas
Apr 5, 2014
10:47am
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"Five to seven minutes later the watch was gone."
But the guy waited several hours to report it missing?

She kept the watch in there? Ouch. Nobody saw her walking funny?

snidely333
snidely333
Apr 5, 2014
10:59am
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Where is the watch now?

Hey! Your watch smells like fish!


Leave it alone if it smells like cologne.

Eat all you wish if it smells like fish.

Or so I've heard.
alanleroyII
alanleroyII
Apr 5, 2014
12:07pm
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Where is the watch now?

Hey! Your watch smells like fish!


Leave it alone if it smells like cologne.

Eat all you wish if it smells like fish.

Or so I've heard.

You must be hard of herring.

chefantwon
chefantwon
Apr 6, 2014
4:33am
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She could have a second career at one of those "Donkey" shows.
pundit
pundit
Apr 6, 2014
5:15am
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man


Why is it that the mug shots never look flattering for these kind of women?


She doesn't look flattering because she is a SKANK!!!
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