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Originally posted by: Blade
. . . Don Diego will be back with a live report from the Eagles game after these messages.
Originally posted by: Blade
. . . Don Diego will be back with a live report from the Eagles game after these messages.
Unfortunately poor old DonDiego cannot attend each Eagles game, . . . as he resides in backwards Appalachia while the Eagles reside and compete in the glorious city that is Philadelphia.
DonDiego has contacted the Eagles Football Club and invited them to relocate the team to Appalachia to secure a reasonable commute-time for himself, . . . but so far without success. The General Manager did show interest when DonDiego informed him that fans in Appalachia have less aversion to public urination during the games than those sissified city-folk, . . . but that argument alone was insufficient to support the team's relocation.
Meanwhile, . . . through the miracle that is the internets, . . . DonDiego can report that:
i. The Redskins team bus was egged in South Philly upon arrival for the 17 November game. And, because the yolks had not been removd, the FDA is looking into the possible hazard to the Washington players. FOX 29
ii. Redskins left tackle Trent Williams claims that the referees cursed him and called him names [e.g."fat ass garbage"] during the contest at Lincoln Financial Field. Presumedly this anatomical condition was not caused by the eggs encountered earlier. Sporting News
Ahh, . . . EagleLand ! ! !
FINAL SCORE: Eagles 24 Fat-Ass Redskins 16
EDITED TO ADD:
At 6-5, the Philadelphia Eagles now hold first-place in the NFC East.
DonDiego has contacted the Eagles Football Club and invited them to relocate the team to Appalachia to secure a reasonable commute-time for himself, . . . but so far without success. The General Manager did show interest when DonDiego informed him that fans in Appalachia have less aversion to public urination during the games than those sissified city-folk, . . . but that argument alone was insufficient to support the team's relocation.
Meanwhile, . . . through the miracle that is the internets, . . . DonDiego can report that:
i. The Redskins team bus was egged in South Philly upon arrival for the 17 November game. And, because the yolks had not been removd, the FDA is looking into the possible hazard to the Washington players. FOX 29
ii. Redskins left tackle Trent Williams claims that the referees cursed him and called him names [e.g."fat ass garbage"] during the contest at Lincoln Financial Field. Presumedly this anatomical condition was not caused by the eggs encountered earlier. Sporting News
Ahh, . . . EagleLand ! ! !
FINAL SCORE: Eagles 24 Fat-Ass Redskins 16
EDITED TO ADD:
At 6-5, the Philadelphia Eagles now hold first-place in the NFC East.
