My disgusting, vile and depraved trip to Las Vegas. (TR)

Thank you for the TR, I laughed out loud!
Hope you won some money on that trip, so you can do it all again soon.

1. I'm not a tat guy, I don't have any but that's not a bad tat. I like it.

2. Do you live in Vegas. Do you do dive tours? I'd go with you. I'd have to dress my wife down a lot so she'd fit in but it might be doable. Shit man, I'd buy you cheap beers all night to take us dive hopping. Just promise we won't get hep c or ebola.

Sorry, snidely, I live in Indianapolis but I'd go dive hopping with you next time. We'll just get a tetanus shot before we head out and all will be good.

Enjoyed your TR immensely. High-end establishments can be SO overrated sometimes. A few randon thoughts:

1. If you think the deep-fried Oreos at Mermaids are bad for you, check out their hot dogs. Zombie grey just does not look right on a meat product.

2. I miss the days when El Cortez qualified as a dive and the walk to it was something of an adventure. Now it's become an ironically cool hangout amid all the hipster bars and restaurants.

3. Even though it's way out of town, I think Gold Strike Casino in Jean is a dive worth visiting. Its worn-down hokiness is perfect for the degenerate gambler who just can't wait to get to Vegas to satisfy their gambling jones.

Oh, no you didn't...tell me there won't be a stampede! The slot attendants already have too much to do at skyline. Had you hit dat, you woulda missed your plane while waiting. I don't mind the error on the tat. Really...not every gambler will snicker...really! Karawhatever on sahara is more like it. Nothing goes wrong in locals bars, that I'm aware of. But, PJ, you done good. Except your puddle on the wheel. Getting 86'd from CET can't be a bad thing since you have all these new hangouts! Thanks and Good luck!

Great report pj and except for a visit to a tattoo parlor you go to the good places. More bang for the buck and I approve.

Now for the "mistake" on your tattoo, I'm thinking the "1" on the left die is a "3" whose other 2 numbers are covered by the "artwork" and likewise with the "5" on the left.



I don't see a mistake and wear it in good health.

Love the report PJ!

Awesome report, PJ. Only thing missing is a stop at the Double Down Saloon for some yummy Ass Juice.

Great report. Laughed my ass off.

Great report!!!