Overheard at the CC Celebrity Roast of Roseanne

Does LVA delete threads for profanity? Lets find out.

Gilbert Gottfried roasts Roseanne on Comedy Central:

(paraphrased)
A drunken farmer stumbles up the stairs to his wife, Roseanne, in the bedroom. Under his left arm he is holding a sheep from the barn.

The drunken farmer says, "I wanted to show you the pig I've been f@cking."

To which Roseanne replies, "You idiot, thats not a pig - its a sheep."

Drunken Farmer, "Shut the f@ck up ! I was talking to the sheep."

Sigh. Just pathetic.

Love it!

J

I like it

It's funny because it's true.

Gilbert Gottfried is a maniac, he will literally say anything. GG was the highlight of that roast.

He got Jane Lynch pretty good too.

Well please enlighten us less fortunate ones who weren't privy.

J

One of our local news guys was interviewing Tom Arnold live this morning and Tom said it had been 17 years since he had seen Roseann.When asked if it would be 17 more before he saw her again and he said "I hope so".

Nevermind.

Its about 2 minutes of him explaining to the audience how his voice may sound muffled due to the massive amount of spit and pubic hair accumulating on the mic after Jane was done talking.

Yeah, he went there. An so did everyone else.