Overheard at the CC Celebrity Roast of Roseanne

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: jatki99
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Originally posted by: RiverRat
He got Jane Lynch pretty good too.


Well please enlighten us less fortunate ones who weren't privy.

J


Its about 2 minutes of him explaining to the audience how his voice may sound muffled due to the massive amount of spit and pubic hair accumulating on the mic after Jane was done talking.

Yeah, he went there. An so did everyone else.


Ahhh..OK then.
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Originally posted by: jatki99
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: jatki99
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Originally posted by: RiverRat
He got Jane Lynch pretty good too.


Well please enlighten us less fortunate ones who weren't privy.

J


Its about 2 minutes of him explaining to the audience how his voice may sound muffled due to the massive amount of spit and pubic hair accumulating on the mic after Jane was done talking.

Yeah, he went there. An so did everyone else.


Ahhh..OK then.


I guess you had to be there.
Don't know who Jane Lynch is. Is that Roseannes other half?
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Originally posted by: BAGIANT
Don't know who Jane Lynch is. Is that Roseannes other half?


Charlie Sheen's psychiatrist in "Two and a Half Men".....until Charlie got shit canned for doing too much drugs and dissing the producer and creator of said show.

She has also been in the TV show "Glee", and dozens of other TV shows and movies over the past 20 years or so.

Ok I get it now, carpet munching.

J
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Originally posted by: jatki99
Ok I get it now, carpet munching.

J


Many women today prefer to go with waxed flooring or a small throw rug

Roseanne could of burned him back with some kind of joke about Gilbert and a Duck.
Roseanne could burn anyone she wants,,,she has the tongue and the wit.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Does LVA delete threads for profanity? Lets find out...
Is f@cking really profanity? As far as I can tell, it's pronounced Fat King.

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Originally posted by: arshaleign
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Does LVA delete threads for profanity? Lets find out...
Is f@cking really profanity? As far as I can tell, it's pronounced Fat King.


Or my favorite furniture store: Sofa King

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