Quote Originally posted by: snidely333 “I have red everywhere on the highway,” said Sgt. Janay Sherven with the Nevada Highway Patrol. “No bodies, no people, just ketchup.”
In heinzsight the Sgt. should have shown more professionalism.
In Jr High School the dog food they fed us in the lunch room we put ketchup on everything to mask the grossness and give it some form of editable taste.
So nice to graduate to the new high school, but we did have dish water surprise Soup Fridays pumped in from the Jr. high classes.
From Pulp Fiction which I watched again last night. Uma Thurman telling Travolta a joke as he sees her home after her heroin overdose.
A papa tomato.....a momma tomato...and a baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby tomato keeps falling behind. The papa tomato runs back to see why the baby tomato isn't keeping up. He smashes the baby tomato on the ground, and say, "Ketchup!''