"Zero Tolerance", so what could possibly go wrong



"We will have zero tolerance."
What could they possibly mean?
Can beer be purchased the day before, or the week before?

Is this software they speak of called Beer Nazi?
I will say my friends and I use to drink beer while shooting guns during the boy's weekends I put together. We had it set up in a pretty safe fashion, the gun table, skeet machine were set up in such a fashion that nobody could accidentally walk on range. We would socialize(well, bullsh!t) behind range on our tailgates(true redneckstyle), drink a few beers and take turns on the range. It wasn't any kind of crazy drunken shoot 'em up or anything at all.When late afternoon hit, the guns were all unloaded, double checked and put away for the night and THEN the real beer drinking partying, card playing and general good times started.

Looking back, we were probably more of a danger to ourselves late at night than we ever were shooting guns during the daytime. I think we all knew and trusted each other we never gave it much of a second thought that each of us knew what we were doing. Would I do this with the general public, guys I don't know? I would have major reservations.
DonDiego has always dreamt of becoming the proprietor of a combined Bar/Brewery/Brothel/Casino/Gun Shop/Shooting Range/Marijuana Shop/Pay-Day-Loan Office.

Does anyone have an opinion on life in Nebraska, . . . specifically undesirable neighborhoods? DonDiego is considering a move West.

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego has always dreamt of becoming the proprietor of a combined Bar/Brewery/Brothel/Casino/Gun Shop/Shooting Range/Marijuana Shop/Pay-Day-Loan Office.

Does anyone have an opinion on life in Nebraska, . . . specifically undesirable neighborhoods? DonDiego is considering a move West.


Perhaps someplace in remote Iowa is more suited for such a venture> Then again< i am not the man to ask for any certainty in such matters.


Oh and after thinking about for another ten seconds, why move form Appalachia? There's plenty of remote country with the right demographic to support such a venture.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego has always dreamt of becoming the proprietor of a combined Bar/Brewery/Brothel/Casino/Gun Shop/Shooting Range/Marijuana Shop/Pay-Day-Loan Office.

Wow. That’s what I’d call a full service establishment, DD. If you build it, they will (gotta watch the spelling here) come. Whew.

Just a thought, but an “Underwear Only” dress code for customers might add to the excitement, thereby improving business.

And, an on-site mortuary could provide additional profits, and at the same time prevent the unsightly accumulation of bodies resulting from gunshot wounds on the shooting range, heart attacks in the brothel, and who knows what else.

Something went wrong here...no alcohol was involved - just poor judgement.

9 yr old girl blows away gun instructor with UZI
Those who named the shooting range (The Last Stop Shooting Range) obviously spent plenty of time, and came up with a good choice.


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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Something went wrong here...no alcohol was involved - just poor judgement.

9 yr old girl blows away gun instructor with UZI


wow - does anybody have a coherent explanation of why on earth a nine year old girl needs to have an Uzi in her hands?
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