"Zero Tolerance", so what could possibly go wrong

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego has always dreamt of becoming the proprietor of a combined Bar/Brewery/Brothel/Casino/Gun Shop/Shooting Range/Marijuana Shop/Pay-Day-Loan Office.

Does anyone have an opinion on life in Nebraska, . . . specifically undesirable neighborhoods? DonDiego is considering a move West.


DD when last I was there (mid 1980's) stationed at Offutt AFB near Omaha, the only undesireable areas were in the "big" cities of Omaha and Lincoln. Most of the state had hard workin' everyday type folk.

Crimes were like anywhere else but much less than the real big cities.
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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego has always dreamt of becoming the proprietor of a combined Bar/Brewery/Brothel/Casino/Gun Shop/Shooting Range/Marijuana Shop/Pay-Day-Loan Office.
Just a thought, but an “Underwear Only” dress code for customers might add to the excitement, thereby improving business.
Re: "underwear Only" - clcjim clearly holds a higher opinion than DonDiego of the clientele whom DonDiego anticipates will patronize his establishment. Besides, where would they keep their billfolds?
How will she learn to use a gun without using a gun?


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Originally posted by: melonhead
wow - does anybody have a coherent explanation of why on earth a nine year old girl needs to have an Uzi in her hands?


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Originally posted by: melonhead
wow - does anybody have a coherent explanation of why on earth a nine year old girl needs to have an Uzi in her hands?


Hyper-indulgent parents. "Mommy, daddy, I want to hold that gun!!!"
"Well, alright, dear, whatever you want."

Of course, now they will be litigating parents.

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
How will she learn to use a gun without using a gun?


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Originally posted by: melonhead
wow - does anybody have a coherent explanation of why on earth a nine year old girl needs to have an Uzi in her hands?



That's as coherent an explanation as we would expect from the resident tea partiers.....

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