The reason I always try to upgrade to Business or First Class

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Originally posted by: pundit
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Originally posted by: melonhead
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Originally posted by: pundit
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: umpire48
Does anyone remember when flying was actually enjoyable?


I started flying a lot around 1990 and remember my boss telling me that "flying isn't what it used to be. It used to be enjoyable but now it's a grind." It was a lot more enjoyable in 1990 than it is today.


That was when there were hot looking female flight attendants, unlike today where they look like they are from the kennel club.


Wow, dogface - you are a real ladies man, aren't you? Unfortunately for you, however, those "hot" flight attendants probably knew exactly where you came from....


Wow, melonhead. I must have struck a nerve. You must either be an unattractive flight attendant or related to one.
First of all, I am not a dogface. My avatar is the picture of a dog we adopted from a shelter.
Secondly, the term “dogface” refers to a U.S. Army foot soldier serving in the infantry.
My fellow servicemen refer to me as “doc”.
I doubt I am a ladies man, being married to a wonderful woman for over 20 years.
And your comments are incorrect. My observations are from one who has & had to travel for business & pleasure extensively. You are assuming that I have been obnoxious and or tried to hit on any female flight attendants.
Since you don’t know me, making this statement is purely asinine, shallow & ignorant.

Remember, "If you don't know what you're talking about, be smart enough to know you're dumb and don't say anything!"

Stop being a wanker.



By posting such a pathetically asinine, shallow, and ignorant statement to begin with you let us all know who you are....

It seems that no matter the topic, it's the same old bickering shit by page 2.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
It seems that no matter the topic, it's the same old bickering shit by page 2.


A Poem...by AlanLeroyII

No Bicker.

I'd rather liquor than bicker.
I'd rather dicker than liquor.

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Originally posted by: pundit
That was when there were hot looking female flight attendants, unlike today where they look like they are from the kennel club.
I think it's a good thing that airlines can't summarily fire flight attendants anymore just because they've gotten older.

If you think otherwise, talk to a woman, she'll set you straight.

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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
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Originally posted by: pundit
That was when there were hot looking female flight attendants, unlike today where they look like they are from the kennel club.
I think it's a good thing that airlines can't summarily fire flight attendants anymore just because they've gotten older.

If you think otherwise, talk to a woman, she'll set you straight.


Someone call?
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII

A Poem...by AlanLeroyII

No Bicker.

I'd rather liquor than bicker.
I'd rather dicker than liquor.

Now there's a man who has his priorities straight. One can only agree:


Why bicker
Don't liquor

It's slicker
To dicker

And quicker

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