Things that make Fonzie say, "hmmmm...."

I was pleased to again learn today how much safer we all are when we keep loaded firearms in our homes/castles.

Last week in South Africa, a citizen successfully defended himself against his girlfriend when she, under cover of darkness, tried to rob his bathroom. Upon sensing the intruder going through his shaving creams and antacids, the citizen awoke, retrieved his firearm, and heroicly shot through the door, behind which this thief-in-the-night was furthering her crimes. Struck three times, the coward died. Rejoice, for she will never pilfer innocent patriots again!

Move over George Zimmerman, the world has a new hero whose stories of victorious battles over evil criminals we can all believe in!
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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
I was pleased to again learn today how much safer we all are when we keep loaded firearms in our homes/castles.

Last week in South Africa, a citizen successfully defended himself against his girlfriend when she, under cover of darkness, tried to rob his bathroom. Upon sensing the intruder going through his shaving creams and antacids, the citizen awoke, retrieved his firearm, and heroicly shot through the door, behind which this thief-in-the-night was furthering her crimes. Struck three times, the coward died. Rejoice, for she will never pilfer innocent patriots again!

Move over George Zimmerman, the world has a new hero whose stories of victorious battles over evil criminals we can all believe in!



With all the gun-grabbing and the proposed carbon tax it looks like Democrats have a great campaign slogan for 2014.

"We'll steal your guns and raise your gas prices, vote Democrat"

Coupled with the Obamacare price whack the country gets in January and the inevitabaly stagnating economy from 6 years of failed trickle-up economics I am setting aside the evening of November 4, 2014 as a full bag popcorn night laughing at the glum faces on MSNBC.
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