Some laws that are on the books. Should they be enforced?
ARIZONA:
No more than six girls may live in any house.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
CALIFORNIA:
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
CONNECTICUT:
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday in Hartford.
FLORIDA:
Oral sex is illegal in Florida.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
It is illegal to sell your children in Florida.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal in Florida.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine in Florida.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
GEORGIA:
All sex toys are banned.
IDAHO:
Police officers in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window of a parked car who's occupants are having sex. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately 3 minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
INDIANA:
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
IOWA:
It is illegal for a man with a mustache to kiss a woman in public.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
In Ottumwa a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
OK... I'm bored trying to c & p "sex laws" that many forum users on this forum may not comply with because they just do not know "that" law is on the books. For more information and a more complete listing, see the below link.
List of Stupid Laws
