We just have to face it, this time we're through
That's Knowing Me, Knowing You, by we all know who.
PUH-LEESE don't get us started on Anthony Weiner jokes, 'cat
Let's see if anybody remembers this one from all the waaaay back to 1958:
I thought I'd never get caught again
Never in a hundred, never in a thousand
Never in a million years
Never in a million years