How are you going to spend you check?

Originally posted by: bbking

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How about a rally for the hookers? We could hold it in an evangelical church!!

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Originally posted by: rdwoodpecker

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Oh, dagger inserted, then twisted!

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Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

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Trump is the village socialist....and criminal.   And he's got his name on the checks to prove it.

 

I found out it was a big mistake for me to file my taxes early this year.   Now The IRS socialists  are going with my adjusted income for 2019 which is going to disqualify me from a check (but also disqualifies me from being and an "idiot" apparently. )   If I filed later I could have used my 2018 number which would have given me at least something to go out to dinner on.   

 

Guess I'll just have to live vicariuously through the 83% of "idiots" in our country.

 

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Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

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Well this is a bummer.  Your Venezeuala check might be delayed by a few days as President Trump has demanded his signature appear on the check itself. 

 

Donny Capitist wants his name on the Venezeuala check

"The Treasury Department's order could cause the checks to be delayed by several days or longer, senior agency officials told the publication."

 

The IRS has also created a website where you can check the status of your socialist paycheck.

https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof-wmsp/

 

(I plugged in all my info only to have it tell me it cant find my records.   Either I'm not a citizen of Venezeula or maybe the website isn't working until Trump can put his signature on that too. Your guess is as good as mine.).

 

 

 

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Originally posted by: MisterPicture

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Q: What's the difference between hookers and many American evangelicals?

 

A: I was going to say "not much," but I don't want to insult the whores.

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Originally posted by: cjen

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Wife went to web site to ask where our check is.  It said our elgiblity is being questioned.  We have not filed 2019 taxes yet.  We did file our 2018 taxes last year.  I don't think we made over $150K, Maybe with distributions from IRA's.  We should get something I would think.  We are registered democrats, I wonder if that's an elgibility litmus test? 

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Originally posted by: cjen

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Wife went to web site to ask where our check is.  It said our elgiblity is being questioned.  We have not filed 2019 taxes yet.  We did file our 2018 taxes last year.  I don't think we made over $150K, Maybe with distributions from IRA's.  We should get something I would think.  We are registered democrats, I wonder if that's an elgibility litmus test? 

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Originally posted by: rdwoodpecker

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No, that was Obama’s IRS that pulled stunts like that!

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