Originally posted by: Mark
I think if FOX news cable opinion hosts touted pouring gasoline on COVID-19 victims and then setting them on fire as a 100% effective means of curing COVID-19 on their prime-time cable programs Trump would order the government to begin treating people with gasoline and matches the next morning.
He wouldn't have to. Clem Cornpone and Tucky Buckford would be down at the Gas-O-Matic Feed Store and Bait Shop the next morning, no doubt delighted at how cheap the self-immolation fuel costs.
It IS true that anyone who burns themselves to death will very soon no longer have the coronavirus. You should drop the White House a line; you may be on to something. Clinical trials could begin in Georgia almost immediately.
