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Miracle Whip? Really?

Looks like Mrs. Higgins lacks good taste in more than one area.

Yes really. Who'd make that up? Some deluded conservative? I figured you for a regular mayonnaise type guy..looks to be so. It demonstrates a real lack of creativity on your part. Do you put it on those kale and heirloom tomato sandwiches you eat? Besides, she can't afford to dump me ( which somehow places her in the desperate category)..

Yo, asshole...how does my having been a teacher and a dealer prevent me from filing my own taxes, and filing as a business? Stupid Tommie-poo. (For those of you with brains, I've filed as a professional gambler since 1992--that's my Schedule C, which I close into my 1040.)

I'm not an expert tax preparer IMHO. CPA and licensed tax preparer are two different things. I was only recently licensed to prepare returns for others. Stupid Tommie-poo.

What the fuck did YOU ever do in your miserable life, stupid asshole Tommie-poo?

Miracle Whip is for evangelicals--thus, the name. Tastes better than plain mayo IMHO. I'm given to understand it's Hellman's or something like that in the other half of the country.

The ability to outrun/dodge one's spouse is vital to sustaining a happy marriage. Otherwise, the target spouse keeps getting blood all over everything, and is of course blamed for the mess.

Spousal Darwinism ( survival of the fittest, etc)..I've practiced it for years. And, based upon experience, I'd suggest that blood is much easier to clean up than Miracle Whip, provided one gets to it before coagulation.

OK..that sounds a bit infirm..

Why do you itemize your 1040? You have no mortgage with your rented room or large medical deductions. You must realize that you can't deduct your fictitious Las Vegas and Laughlin trips. Or... do you? You're receiving a small pension for the 13 years you were a teacher. You get a small social security check due to having a small income for so many years prior to slinking out of Las Vegas a failed gambler. I ask you, is it more likely than not that you're lying about filing as a professional gambler? Of course, the answer is an overwhelming yes. What  benefit could you, O'quarter NSUD player, possibly garner from itemizing your nonexistent tax liability? This is just one more example of you posting a nonfactual comment. Another post and another lie by Lewis. Your entertainment value is getting lower with each lie posted. It's just getting too easy to expose your never ending lies.

Please consider getting help for your mental deficiencies.

By the way, where's that receipt from the Golden Nugget Laughlin canyon mouth Kevin? Oops....sorry for going off topic.

And now, in response, a filthy rant and some irrational name calling brought to you by the resident pathological liar Lewis.

Wow...PackerFucker has a true sicko obsession with me. He should get help.

  The irony - Lewis reaping the rewards he has earned from bad mouthing others. He can dish it out but he can't take it - typical lying liberal.

You're receiving a small pension for the 13 years you were a teacher. You get a small social security check due to having a small income for so many years prior to slinking out of Las Vegas a failed gambler.

What benefit could you, O'quarter NSUD player, possibly garner from itemizing your nonexistent tax liability?

Pretty solid rips though on you.  Did he strike a nerve?

Rips? He made a bunch of stupid assumptions, none of which were true.

Also, he's such a dumb fuck, he doesn't even understand most of the things he's speculating about. For instance, he thinks you have to itemize to file a Schedule C. Fucking Trumper idiot.