Some Casinos opened in Oklahoma this weekend.

It's simple--just take your hydroxycloroquine, drink some bleach, shine some light up your ass, and we'll all meet at Easter service; it will be beautiful.

Edited on May 5, 2020 2:07pm
Originally posted by: Boilerman

My actions will help improve the economy for all.  Kevins actions, like usual, are all built on selfishness.


You plan to die soon? That would at least improve the local air quality.

Originally posted by: Dealer1

It's simple--just take your hydroxycloroquine, drink some bleach, shine some light up your ass, and and we'll all meet at Easter service; it will be beautiful.


Question: if Trump pointed out (correctly!!!) that putting a bullet in your head makes you immune from the virus, how many dead Trumpers would we find the next morning?

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Question: if Trump pointed out (correctly!!!) that putting a bullet in your head makes you immune from the virus, how many dead Trumpers would we find the next morning?


Not enough!


Funny but true.

 

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

You plan to die soon? That would at least improve the local air quality.


No Kevin, I plan to be here for a couple more decades.

Originally posted by: Boilerman

No Kevin, I plan to be here for a couple more decades.


Well, I plan to marry a supermodel and buy a Gulfstream jet, but at least my dream has some chance of becoming reality.

 

You, being a heavy smoker, are certain to croak long before two decades are up. Especially when you consider how deadly the coronavirus is to smokers.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Well, I plan to marry a supermodel and buy a Gulfstream jet, but at least my dream has some chance of becoming reality.

 

You, being a heavy smoker, are certain to croak long before two decades are up. Especially when you consider how deadly the coronavirus is to smokers.


Smoking and Covid-19, maybe but that fact isn't in yet, hasn't been proven yet.  Much was assumed in the initial days of the pandemic because these "underlying complications" (diabetes, heart disease, smoking) have been observed to worsen the outcomes in the world of medicine for a long time.  This virus has attacked perfectly good lungs and turned them into mush, smoker or no smoker. 

 

The most accurate data is yet to come, and only when enough cases (patients) are studied.  Lots of cases, lots of patients. 

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Well, I plan to marry a supermodel and buy a Gulfstream jet, but at least my dream has some chance of becoming reality.

 

You, being a heavy smoker, are certain to croak long before two decades are up. Especially when you consider how deadly the coronavirus is to smokers.


It's not that certain. Boilerman's chances of a smoking-related death from emphysema, COPD, lung cancer, etc. are only about one in three.

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

It's not that certain. Boilerman's chances of a smoking-related death from emphysema, COPD, lung cancer, etc. are only about one in three.


True perhaps, but when you add that in to all the other reasons he might not make it to 80 (I think he said he's 61), his chances of living that long are about as good as those of the Miami Dolphins to win the Super Bowl next year.

 

CoVid-19 does take down smokers at a higher rate than non-smokers. That's because the former have less lung capacity. An infection that a non-smoker survives might kill a smoker.

 

The threat might be an excellent reason for smokers to kick the habit. But very few will. After all, they choose death over life every time they light up.

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