. . . and the Winner is . . . .

Yes, the pigeon chess "quote" is well-known and highly adaptable. I thought it fit well in this awful political thread initiated, per usual, by DonDiego..

So does this one, I hope my friends take heed.

Thanks Chilcoot for I've been waiting a lonnnnnngggggg time for a Mrs. Claude Simmons "quote" to be posted here.

What's up with her naming herself Mrs. Claude?

I bet Mrs. Claude is hot. Anyone got a pic?

That is why God created Google.

If one were to Google for images of "Claude Simmons", . . . this is what appears on line 7:



Of course, hotness lies in the eye of the beholder.

[n.b. DonDiego does not believe that this image is, in fact, Mrs. Claude Simmons. But who is he to argue with Google.]