Curse you, Girl Scouts!

I was doing so well on my diet - down 5 pounds in two weeks and keeping up the momentum.
And then today I took delivery of my dieting achilles heel - Girl Scout Do-Si-Do cookies. 3 boxes. 10 million calories. 10 millions grams of fat. 10 million volts of ecstasy.

I'm f@cked.

Enter your zip here to find GS cookies in your area. It's really good cause too.
Are those the peanut butter ones? I can eat a whole stack of 'em. I have the opposite goal tho, I'm trynig to gain.

J
I had a fellow director on a board I serve on, come hit everybody up for them. I gave her $12 for three boxes and told her to donate them elsewhere, or otherwise I would just eventually eat them. She said they have a program where they can be contributed to our troops or to charities.

I chose to donate them to the troops.

Whether cookies are "Girl Scout", "Nabisco", "Keebler", "Pepperidge Farms", or any other brand, in my world, 3 packages of cookies is still only 3 servings.

Amen.

::: shrug :::
Our 2 oldest grand daughters are Scouts. Bought 5 boxes from each. We were able to donate them to our local VFW to send to our troops overseas. We explained to them what we were doing and why...The 8 yr old got it...the 6 yr old not so much...she just thought we didn't like the cookies!
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was doing so well on my diet - down 5 pounds in two weeks and keeping up the momentum.
And then today I took delivery of my dieting achilles heel - Girl Scout Do-Si-Do cookies. 3 boxes. 10 million calories. 10 millions grams of fat. 10 million volts of ecstasy.

I'm f@cked.


Remove the temptation, & donate the cookies to a homeless shelter.


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Originally posted by: pundit
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was doing so well on my diet - down 5 pounds in two weeks and keeping up the momentum.
And then today I took delivery of my dieting achilles heel - Girl Scout Do-Si-Do cookies. 3 boxes. 10 million calories. 10 millions grams of fat. 10 million volts of ecstasy.

I'm f@cked.


Remove the temptation, & donate the cookies to a homeless shelter.


Give them to the panhandler at the freeway offramp and watch him curse you for not giving him money.
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: pundit
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was doing so well on my diet - down 5 pounds in two weeks and keeping up the momentum.
And then today I took delivery of my dieting achilles heel - Girl Scout Do-Si-Do cookies. 3 boxes. 10 million calories. 10 millions grams of fat. 10 million volts of ecstasy.

I'm f@cked.


Remove the temptation, & donate the cookies to a homeless shelter.


Give them to the panhandler at the freeway off-ramp and watch him curse you for not giving him money.


Funny. Reminds me when I first moved to DC area and had a little side gig painting a few offices at night. There were the same bums that lived under whitehurst freeway I think. bottom of the off-ramp, and I was so surprised when they actually got pissed when I dug for some change to give 'em I was new to the city. Next time I gave 'em a coupla beers instead and suddenly I was their long lost son.

J

I bought 4 boxes from my granddaughter. Bought one of them for her. Just a pain to have these GS selling cookies at every store that I visit.
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