Ebola

What the hell are they bringing them back into this country for? Stay over there, get better first.
To respond according to this board's tradition: It's all Obama's fault! No it's not! Yes it is and you're an idiot. No it's not and you're a friggin redneck.

And then multiplied by 20
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Originally posted by: LurkerPoster
To respond according to this board's tradition: It's all Obama's fault! No it's not! Yes it is and you're an idiot. No it's not and you're a friggin redneck.

And then multiplied by 20


You're an idiot.

It is times 200.

Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: LurkerPoster
To respond according to this board's tradition: It's all Obama's fault! No it's not! Yes it is and you're an idiot. No it's not and you're a friggin redneck.

And then multiplied by 20


You're an idiot.

It is times 200.

Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.


Forkie or Chilli: But Obama hasn't aged as much as Bush did [add link to some bogus chart or story].

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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: LurkerPoster
To respond according to this board's tradition: It's all Obama's fault! No it's not! Yes it is and you're an idiot. No it's not and you're a friggin redneck.

And then multiplied by 20


You're an idiot.

It is times 200.

Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.


Forkie or Chilli: But Obama hasn't aged as much as Bush did [add link to some bogus chart or

Nvm

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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: LurkerPoster
To respond according to this board's tradition: It's all Obama's fault! No it's not! Yes it is and you're an idiot. No it's not and you're a friggin redneck.

And then multiplied by 20


You're an idiot.

It is times 200.

Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.


Forkie or Chilli: But Obama hasn't aged as much as Bush did [add link to some bogus chart or

Nvm


Urban Dictionary is now exclusively revealing it to be "naked vagina monster".

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: RiverRat
Epidemic threatening to spread to Lagos.

Well that's the last straw. DonDiego is canceling his planned vacation to the Lacampagne Tropicana Beach Resort in Lagos, Nigeria.

Actually poor old DonDiego already had some misgivings about the trip, based upon a review on Trip Advisor :

"Went on a work treat to this resort & spent one night there. We checked in around 8pm & had dinner. Everything was going fine until I went to my room briefly to freshen up & I saw a rat! I complained to the head of maintenance & he tried to brush it off by saying that it's a beach environment & of course there would be rats. I started shouting & then he said he will send someone to 'spray' the room & kill the rat. I called a couple of hours after that incident to ask if the rat had been killed and I was told it had. Well, I thought spraying meant some sort of fumigating. Only for me to return to my room around 2am and still see the rat scampering about. I tried calling the mainetenance office back but no one picked up. I couldn't sleep with a rat in the room so I sat up in bed all night. When I was finally dozing off, I felt something on my leg & saw a huge cockrach crawling on me. Needless to say, I didn't sleep after that. I packed my bag and waited till morning. In the morning, I went to have breakfast which was tasteless- the bread rolls were burnt & the omlette was bland. I then took a shower- a very cold one as there was no running hot water. I then left my room for a while to go to the beach front & try to at least have some fun even though I was extremely tired from lack of sleep. I was gone for about an hour. When I returned to take my bags, I was met by a staff who yelled at me that I need to leave the room right now as someone was checking into it. I ignored her & just took my things as I was too happy to be leaving the horrible place. On the way back, my other work collegues also told me stories of them seeing rats in their rooms & having plumbing issues which made showering difficult. Anyone thinking of going, I would advice you NOT to spend the night. Just go for the day. Take with you your own food & water."

Heckfire, the guy only gave the resort 2 stars !


Nothing ruins a vacation like a bland omelet.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.

Maybe he caught Ebola


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Originally posted by: Blade
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Originally posted by: snidely333. . . Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.

Maybe he caught Ebola
DonDiego doubts that The Obama's apparent physical deterioration is due to contracting Ebola.

But something is beginning to bother poor old DonDiego.

Over there in Nigeria they sez that the 10 confirmed cases in Lagos are all apparently linked to a Liberian-American who arrived there on a flight and later died. And yet, . . . the official word from official government medical officials in the USA is that the disease can only be transmitted by direct contact with bodily fluids.
DonDiego is unaware of the habits of other LVA posters when traveling, . . . but if DonDiego were to travel to Nigeria, . . . or even, say f'rinstance, Las Vegas he would be unlikely to exchange bodily fluids with 10 different people in a matter of days, . . . maybe 10 times with 2 or 3 people when he was younger, but not 10 people !

Is it possible this disease in more communicable than the medical officials lead one to believe?
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: Blade
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Originally posted by: snidely333. . . Hey, I saw Obama on TV today. Man, he's all gray and looks like shit.

Maybe he caught Ebola
DonDiego doubts that The Obama's apparent physical deterioration is due to contracting Ebola.

But something is beginning to bother poor old DonDiego.

Over there in Nigeria they sez that the 10 confirmed cases in Lagos are all apparently linked to a Liberian-American who arrived there on a flight and later died. And yet, . . . the official word from official government medical officials in the USA is that the disease can only be transmitted by direct contact with bodily fluids.
DonDiego is unaware of the habits of other LVA posters when traveling, . . . but if DonDiego were to travel to Nigeria, . . . or even, say f'rinstance, Las Vegas he would be unlikely to exchange bodily fluids with 10 different people in a matter of days, . . . maybe 10 times with 2 or 3 people when he was younger, but not 10 people !

Is it possible this disease in more communicable than the medical officials lead one to believe?


I heard it can be contracted through the eyes.If the virus gets on the hands and then a person rubs their eyes, it can get in through the fluid that-a -ways.

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