School Bus Monitor

Randy Newman:

Kids today got problems
Liek their parents never had
Neighborhoods are dangerous
The public schools are bad
At home there are distractions so irresistible
The hours fly by
No work gets done

Some Jewish kids still trying
Some white kids trying too
But millions of real American kids don’t have a clue
Right here on the lot
We got the answer
A product guaranteed to satisfy

Korean parents for sale
You say you're not all that you want to be
You say you got a bad environment
Your work at school's not going well

Korean parents for sale
You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
They’ll be strict but they’ll be fair

Look at the numbers
That’s all I ask
Who’s at the head of every class?
You really think they’re smarter than you are
They just work their asses off
Their parents make them do it"

Children are a reflection of their parents.

She's up to $640,000 and climbing. As an aside, have you ever wondered why school buses don't have seat belts?

All I know is that you never EVER stick your arm out the window.

I'm in for $20 if there is one shot to the nads (you may wear a cup) but I'm not interested in imparting any damage myself. I'm in for $50 if Don Diego is one of the neighborhood punks.