Screwin with telemarketers

I just got off the phone with a telemarketer that said I had money coming to me. I kept him on the line for 25 minutes using my best Irish - German accent and really had him going. I guess I don't have much else to do. It's funny how these idiots think we will march down and get a walmart card to send them so we can collect this money owed to us. What idiots. Unfortunately there are some idiots among us that do send them money. My closing remark in very clear English with no accent is always the same after they say they are going to send me the check is " you can take that check and shove it up your ass".
Or when they say I won the lottery I tell them just take the money out of what's coming to me and keep a thousand for yourself and send me the rest.
If a telemarketer calls me they had better be prepared to lose about 30 minutes of time. My record is an hour and 20 minutes. I had two supervisors on the call at times. Good to always use an accent. They think you are an easy mark that way.

Yes you are using their time but is your time worth it? Mine isn't so many other things I'd rather be doing.

I love it when they ask for Rock'n Rita, and I say "speaking".
Then they say "the lady of the house", and I just go on with my masculine voice saying "This is her".
They really don'y know what to do at that point,
because if they argue, they could be insulting a woman with a very manly sounding voice.
So they continue, but eventually don't feel comfortable and give up.

I've also asked "Who is this?",
then I say, "I'm sorry but my mother said 'Don't ever talk to strangers'".
I keep repeating that I don't know who I'm speaking to, and that I'm NOT supposed to talk to strangers,
............. in a feeble and demented sounding voice

Rick

You might appreciate this site https://www.419eater.com/

Since putting my phone numbers on the "Do Not Call" listing, I have not received any solicitations from telemarketers.

419 eater rocks. Did you start reading it from here? I think I might've linked it on here, not sure, just curious. Did you read the one(and see the pic) of the guy standing in the river holding the fish on his head? Hilarious.

J

No, I did a google search on Nigerian scams. Yes I have seen the entire trophy case.

I first ran across the telecrapper 2000 about 2005 or so. Still want to build me one of these gadgets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgEGCoxb8hE

I just got a good one. Woman says she's from the 'US Census Bureau' and I haven't returned the questionnaire they sent me two months ago. Also said I am required by law to fill out those papers completely or I am subject to fines and possible imprisonment. I told her I didn't have time right now and to call back next week. Oh man am I going to fuck with these scammers.

Wait a minute...I wonder if this has anything to do with those fake 'Census Questionnaires' I keep getting in the mail?