Suspended Duck Dynasty Dude Unsuspended.

According to A&E this Robertson comment was the straw that broke the camel's back in their initial decision to suspend him.
"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men ... Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right."

Its very possible I'm just overly sensitive.. So I would simply ask JPhelan or any other God-loving Christian what level of offense would you take if someone stated your love for your wife put you in the same group of people who f@ck barnyard sheep? Would you find that comment hateful and incendiary? Or would you find it harmless since its was based on the orator's religious values? Just curious.
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So I would simply ask JPhelan or any other God-loving Christian what level of offense would you take if someone stated your love for your wife put you in the same group of people who f@ck barnyard sheep? Would you find that comment hateful and incendiary?


It's Baaaaaad.

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Originally posted by: alanleroyIt's Baaaaaad.


"Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe
Embrace me, you irreplaceable ewe . . ."

__Music, George Gershwin & Lyrics, Ira Gershwin, 1928



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I also like how the impartial news media declared Phil's statements as "anti-gay". I guess the Bible is also anti-gay...
Phil Robertson thinks it is, because Leviticus. But guess what else is an abomination according to that wonderful old book:




I find it much like Fox news, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, I don't like what they say so I don't watch them. If somebody doesn't like what Phil said....don't watch him. This is all about money. A&E most likely looked at the demographic of Duck Dynasty viewers and found it more profitable to put Phil back on the show.

Me personally I have never watched the show. I'll say it again if you don't like what he said, don't watch the show. I get so tired of people trying to shut people up who have a different point of view. As long as it doesn't infringe on somebodies liberty he is free to say what he says. If he was telling people to go out and assault gays that would be a different story.

For the record Tutontow is on the same page as Don Diego on this one. I love Vaginas and unfortunately I have seen more than one mans anus and it was not all that pleasant.
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. . . unfortunately I have seen more than one mans anus and it was not all that pleasant.

For the record Tutontow has seen more men's anuses than DonDiego.

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. . . unfortunately I have seen more than one mans anus and it was not all that pleasant.

For the record Tutontow has seen more men's anuses than DonDiego.


Tutontows job as a firefighter required me to suffer many unpleasantries, some of which resulted in high blood pressure and nightmares.
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Originally posted by: Tutontow
. . . unfortunately I have seen more than one mans anus and it was not all that pleasant.

For the record Tutontow has seen more men's anuses than DonDiego.


Tutontows job as a firefighter required me to suffer many unpleasantries, some of which resulted in high blood pressure and nightmares.


I certainly empathize with you. I do not wish to see or think about unpleasantries. Or men's anuses.
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Originally posted by: Tutontow
. . . unfortunately I have seen more than one mans anus and it was not all that pleasant.

For the record Tutontow has seen more men's anuses than DonDiego.


Tutontows job as a firefighter required me to suffer many unpleasantries, some of which resulted in high blood pressure and nightmares.


I certainly empathize with you. I do not wish to see or think about unpleasantries. Or men's anuses.


Two come to mind right off the bat, one was a gunshot the other was a motorcycle handlebar. The gunshot was a real treat. I answered the door at the station and he falls into my office face first. I see a woman running away. She drove him there. They had been dancing in a bar down by the port of Tampa, a known rough bar. A jealous lover shot him in the ass. By the time we got him loaded into an ambulance my office was trashed. We are talking poop, piss and blood all over the place.

I'm afraid the motorcycle rider won't have much of a sex life after the damage from the handlebar.

I watched season 2 of Duck Dynasty to find out what all the buzz was about. I thought it was kind of lame.

Then I watched season 1 and I still don't know what all the commotion is about.

They're rednecks, self proclaimed, living their lives. I guess that's what reality TV is all about.

Can someone please provide me and my extended family
with a reality show? I'd even try to grow a nice beard!
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