Suspended Duck Dynasty Dude Unsuspended.

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Originally posted by: jillyf
It's actually not in the same category as Martin Bashir (or whatever his name is). Saying that a person should defecate in another person's mouth is not the same as the abstract threats contained in all religious dogma.

The religious person is suggesting that his invisible friend will deal harshly with the ne'er do wells. It takes a larger leap to categorize this as hate speech. That's why it's OK in our society to have these bizarre beliefs; it's intentionally unrealistic. I.e. "there are no gays in heaven."

The comment about Palin was a REALISTIC affront to her character and dignity, which could EASILY be interpreted as "It would be fun to..." If the comment about Palin was a sort of abstract misogynistic rant, then we'd be comparing apples and apples.


How enlightening. So if Martin Bashir said someone should defecate in the mouths of evangelicals (instead of singling out one) then it would have been a no-Big-deal type of thing.

Somehow I doubt that premise. I seem to recall a certain president making an abstract comment about people gravitating towards religion and guns during hard times .... and the "religion and guns" crowd cried about it for 2 years.
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Originally posted by: treegirl
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Originally posted by: albeadle33
From what I can tell, no one watches that stupid show. It's all a dupe. But the reason Phil is back is first because the vast majority of decent Americans agree with his comments, and then money. I've honestly never heard of any of these "ducks" before all this started. Now I have respect for their moralities.


So if an American is gay or supports gay rights, they are not decent Americans?

I think I would rather live in a gay neighborhood than with the critters in Duck Dynasty.


No. Americans who are gay and somehow "marry" are indecent Americans, and most of all, the equivalent of human waste. It serves no purpose, it's not what the basis of the human race was founded and furthered upon, and it goes against biology and science. These people are sick and they either need help or are acting out some kind of fantasies. It is so obvious.

Sh*t just got real
Can always count on albeadle33 to remind us which side takes pride in bigoted hate speech.

Al, if you would, please add a signature proudly declaring that you're proud to be God-fearing conservative Republican. Would really help your readers keep things sorted.

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Originally posted by: snidely333
I don't know the definition of "creed".

creed
noun
1. any system, doctrine, or formula of religious belief, as of a denomination.

Like, f'rinstance, DonDiego is a Follower of the Eagles, . . . whereas, Cowboy fans are doomed to an eternity of damnation - for which residence in Dallas is excellent preparation.

An aside:
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Equal employment opportunity was further enhanced when President Lyndon B. Johnson signed Executive Order 11246 on September 24, 1965, created to prohibit federal contractors from discriminating against employees on the basis of race, sex, creed, religion, color, or national origin.
Along with those five protected classes, more recent statutes have listed other traits as "protected classes," . . .
DonDiego detects a mathematical error.

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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
Can always count on albeadle33 to remind us which side takes pride in bigoted hate speech.

Al, if you would, please add a signature proudly declaring that you're proud to be God-fearing conservative Republican. Would really help your readers keep things sorted.


I don't think he is for real. I call B.S. on just about everyone of his post. His fairy tail about his best friend who is a meth user is worthy of a Pulitzer.

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Do tell please. The shotgun story was interesting, now my curiousity has been piqued about the handlebar andiminished sex life.


Poor guy riding a dirt bike while wearing gym shorts. He lost control and the handlebar some how snagged his jewels. I will leave it with "it wasn't pretty".
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: Tutontow

Tutontows job as a firefighter required me to suffer many unpleasantries, . . .

DonDiego isn't interested personally, . . .but for those of any sexual persuasion who might be interested, has Tutontow ever posed for one of those beefcake Fireman Calendars?


Never in a million years. There is not much of a beefcake market for guys with my build and my looks.
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Originally posted by: albeadle33

No. Americans who are gay and somehow "marry" are indecent Americans, and most of all, the equivalent of human waste. It serves no purpose, it's not what the basis of the human race was founded and furthered upon, and it goes against biology and science. These people are sick and they either need help or are acting out some kind of fantasies. It is so obvious.


But tell us how you really feel, al!

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Originally posted by: pjstroh How enlightening. So if Martin Bashir said someone should defecate in the mouths of evangelicals (instead of singling out one) then it would have been a no-Big-deal type of thing.
You miss my point, entirely. Both shit and mouth are real things, that really happen. Sin and damnation are both abstract things, that never really happen, as far as anyone can prove, in a scientific way. Guns and religion are also real, as are religious people with guns.

Anyone expressing a religious opinion is, per se, speaking hypothetically, and thus it is ALWAYS protected speech. Both the duck dork and A&E are almost certainly familiar with this cornerstone of 1st Amendment jurisprudence, which lends credibility to the hypothesis that this entire series of events was nothing more than marketing.

Prove me wrong on religious speech and the 1st Amendment, if you would.
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