Things that make Fonzie say, "hmmmm...."

Damn. No universal consensus on this thread yet?
Feinstein is coming out with a new bill to restrict the size of avatars. Damn, man. Humpty is jumbo.
Yeah, what happened to my avatar on steroids. I never changed a thing.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
Checkmate? As I previously pointed out, in further motivating women to abandon the GOP, Obama may be playing chess while the gun fondlers are playing checkers. Perhaps the next time you feel the need to be a fluffer for melbedewy, you should just say, "King me!" (or "King DonDiego!" Your choice.)
Huh! DonDiego and several others and even the most despicable (in some eyes) meldebewy are defending Americans' rights guaranteed in the Constitution and arshaleign [AKA forkush] is worried about getting more Democrats elected...
Actually, some of us are capable of caring about constitutional issues AND enjoying the prospect of gun fondlers encountering the law of unintended consequences. Don't hate me because I multi-task.

The majority of gun owners support many of the gun safety initiatives put forward recently, including universal background checks. So when I say "gun fondlers," I'm certainly NOT referring to them. I am however referring to the ones who share your paranoid fears.

So you can add "their confiscating our guns" to "Obama' a secret radical Muslim" to "the presidential polls are skewed" to "inflation is getting out of control" to "weapons of mass distruction" to "the birth certificate is a counterfeit." And let's not forget your famous link to the supposed nude crucifixions in front of the Egyptian Presidential Palace. DonDiego, I'm sure when you first saw Dr. Strangelove, you laughed when General Jack D. Ripper complained about the "International Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." Did you ever imagine you'd turn into him?


WOW. That is a lot of straw men for just one post.
Well, . . . at least it is clear he hates poor old DonDiego; DonDiego hopes arshaleign [AKA forkush] doesn't possess any firearms, . . . he seems awfully angry.

And he doesn't present any rational argument, . . . about anything.

The only redeeming feature is his devotion to preserving the image and body of his President-and-Saviour-for-Life Barack Obama.


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Originally posted by: pjstroh
And now Don Diego is teeing me up for pArt deux! What would pjstroh do if he lived in a world without consequences to actions? Would he take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon? Answer: Why yes I certainly would. But I hardly see the relevance. i don't live in that world. So I would not take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon. See my...er..I mean Senator Feinsteins list of reasons in my last post
DonDiego apologizes for not making himself clear. He did not mean to "tee-up" pjstroh. He just wanted to know pjstroh's true feelings on the matter of gun confiscation. And he wanted pjstroh to become more familiar with his true self.

Actually pjstroh still shares Senator Feinstein's view. As she stated on CBS's 60 Minutes after the passage of the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban: "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them, 'Mr. and Mrs. America turn them all in', I would have done it. I could not do that. The votes weren't there."
See, . . . it's not that difficult to find out the truth.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
And now Don Diego is teeing me up for pArt deux! What would pjstroh do if he lived in a world without consequences to actions? Would he take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon? Answer: Why yes I certainly would. But I hardly see the relevance. i don't live in that world. So I would not take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon. See my...er..I mean Senator Feinsteins list of reasons in my last post
DonDiego apologizes for not making himself clear. He did not mean to "tee-up" pjstroh. He just wanted to know pjstroh's true feelings on the matter of gun confiscation. And he wanted pjstroh to become more familiar with his true self.

Actually pjstroh still shares Senator Feinstein's view. As she stated on CBS's 60 Minutes after the passage of the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban: "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them, 'Mr. and Mrs. America turn them all in', I would have done it. I could not do that. The votes weren't there."
See, . . . it's not that difficult to find out the truth.


I confess I cheated. I called Senator Feinstein right before my post so she could tell me what to write.

But I thank Don DIego for helping me learn the nature of my true self. I now understand what policies I would advocate if I lived in the conspiracy theory fantasy land of right wing paranoia as oppossed to planet earth. What was it melbedewey said earlier..."consider yourself aware". I am. I most certainly am.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
And now Don Diego is teeing me up for pArt deux! What would pjstroh do if he lived in a world without consequences to actions? Would he take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon? Answer: Why yes I certainly would. But I hardly see the relevance. i don't live in that world. So I would not take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon. See my...er..I mean Senator Feinsteins list of reasons in my last post
DonDiego apologizes for not making himself clear. He did not mean to "tee-up" pjstroh. He just wanted to know pjstroh's true feelings on the matter of gun confiscation. And he wanted pjstroh to become more familiar with his true self.

Actually pjstroh still shares Senator Feinstein's view. As she stated on CBS's 60 Minutes after the passage of the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban: "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them, 'Mr. and Mrs. America turn them all in', I would have done it. I could not do that. The votes weren't there."
See, . . . it's not that difficult to find out the truth.


I confess I cheated. I called Senator Feinstein right before my post so she could tell me what to write.

But I thank Don DIego for helping me learn the nature of my true self. I now understand what policies I would advocate if I lived in the conspiracy theory fantasy land of right wing paranoia as oppossed to planet earth. What was it melbedewey said earlier..."consider yourself aware". I am. I most certainly am.

Now I'm confused. Does believing what Feinstein said put one "in the conspiracy theory fantasy land of right wing paranoia as oppossed to planet earth", or should her words be ignored because she didn't really mean them?

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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
Checkmate? As I previously pointed out, in further motivating women to abandon the GOP, Obama may be playing chess while the gun fondlers are playing checkers. Perhaps the next time you feel the need to be a fluffer for melbedewy, you should just say, "King me!" (or "King DonDiego!" Your choice.)
Huh! DonDiego and several others and even the most despicable (in some eyes) meldebewy are defending Americans' rights guaranteed in the Constitution and arshaleign [AKA forkush] is worried about getting more Democrats elected...
Actually, some of us are capable of caring about constitutional issues AND enjoying the prospect of gun fondlers encountering the law of unintended consequences. Don't hate me because I multi-task.

The majority of gun owners support many of the gun safety initiatives put forward recently, including universal background checks. So when I say "gun fondlers," I'm certainly NOT referring to them. I am however referring to the ones who share your paranoid fears.

So you can add "their confiscating our guns" to "Obama' a secret radical Muslim" to "the presidential polls are skewed" to "inflation is getting out of control" to "weapons of mass distruction" to "the birth certificate is a counterfeit." And let's not forget your famous link to the supposed nude crucifixions in front of the Egyptian Presidential Palace. DonDiego, I'm sure when you first saw Dr. Strangelove, you laughed when General Jack D. Ripper complained about the "International Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." Did you ever imagine you'd turn into him?


WOW. That is a lot of straw men for just one post.


There was a point? Where?

Would he take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon?

Can anybody define an assault weapon?
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Originally posted by: hoops2
Would he take away poor old Don Diego's assault weapon?
Can anybody define an assault weapon?
In DonDiego's original post on the forthcoming legislation he indicated it is "as yet undefined".

In the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 this was the definition:
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(b) DEFINITION OF SEMIAUTOMATIC ASSAULT WEAPON- Section 921(a) of title 18, United States Code, is amended by adding at the end the following new paragraph:
`(30) The term `semiautomatic assault weapon' means--

`(A) any of the firearms, or copies or duplicates of the firearms in any caliber, known as--
`(i) Norinco, Mitchell, and Poly Technologies Avtomat Kalashnikovs (all models);
`(ii) Action Arms Israeli Military Industries UZI and Galil;
`(iii) Beretta Ar70 (SC-70);
`(iv) Colt AR-15;
`(v) Fabrique National FN/FAL, FN/LAR, and FNC;
`(vi) SWD M-10, M-11, M-11/9, and M-12;
`(vii) Steyr AUG;
`(viii) INTRATEC TEC-9, TEC-DC9 and TEC-22; and
`(ix) revolving cylinder shotguns, such as (or similar to) the Street Sweeper and Striker 12;

`(B) a semiautomatic rifle that has an ability to accept a detachable magazine and has at least 2 of--
`(i) a folding or telescoping stock;
`(ii) a pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon;
`(iii) a bayonet mount;
`(iv) a flash suppressor or threaded barrel designed to accommodate a flash suppressor; and
`(v) a grenade launcher;

`(C) a semiautomatic pistol that has an ability to accept a detachable magazine and has at least 2 of--
`(i) an ammunition magazine that attaches to the pistol outside of the pistol grip;
`(ii) a threaded barrel capable of accepting a barrel extender, flash suppressor, forward handgrip, or silencer;
`(iii) a shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles, the barrel and that permits the shooter to hold the firearm with the nontrigger hand without being burned;
`(iv) a manufactured weight of 50 ounces or more when the pistol is unloaded; and
`(v) a semiautomatic version of an automatic firearm; and

`(D) a semiautomatic shotgun that has at least 2 of--
`(i) a folding or telescoping stock;
`(ii) a pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon;
`(iii) a fixed magazine capacity in excess of 5 rounds; and
`(iv) an ability to accept a detachable magazine.'.

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Ref: H.R.3355; TitleXI, SubtitleA


For the proposed 2014 legislation Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) has provided a list of specific weapons by name, with a more general definition to be provided in the actual legislation:
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"List of Firearms Prohibited by Name

Rifles:

All AK types, including the following:
AK, AK47, AK47S, AK-74, AKM, AKS, ARM,
MAK90, MISR, NHM90, NHM91, Rock River Arms LAR-47, SA85, SA93, Vector Arms AK-
47, VEPR, WASR-10, and WUM, IZHMASH Saiga AK, MAADI AK47 and ARM, Norinco
56S, 56S2, 84S, and 86S, Poly Technologies AK47 and AKS;

All AR types, including the following:
AR-10, AR-15, Armalite M15 22LR Carbine, Armalite M15-T, Barrett REC7,
Beretta AR-70, Bushmaster ACR, Bushmaster Carbon 15, Bushmaster MOE series, Bushmaster
XM15, Colt Match Target Rifles, DoubleStar AR rifles, DPMS Tactical Rifles, Heckler & Koch
MR556, Olympic Arms, Remington R-15 rifles, Rock River Arms LAR-15, Sig Sauer SIG516
rifles, Smith & Wesson M&P15 Rifles, Stag Arms AR rifles, Sturm, Ruger & Co. SR556 rifles;
Barrett M107A1; Barrett M82A1; Beretta CX4 Storm; Calico Liberty Series; CETME Sporter;
Daewoo K-1, K-2, Max 1, Max 2, AR 100, and AR 110C; Fabrique Nationale/FN Herstal FAL,
LAR, 22 FNC, 308 Match, L1A1 Sporter, PS90, SCAR, and FS2000; Feather Industries AT-9;
Galil Model AR and Model ARM; Hi-Point Carbine; HK-91, HK-93, HK-94, HK-PSG-1 and
HK USC; Kel-Tec Sub-2000, SU-16, and RFB; SIG AMT, SIG PE-57, Sig Sauer SG 550, and
Sig Sauer SG 551; Springfield Armory SAR-48; Steyr AUG; Sturm, Ruger Mini-14 Tactical
Rife M-14/20CF;

All Thompson rifles, including the following:
Thompson M1SB, Thompson T1100D, Thompson T150D, Thompson T1B, Thompson T1B100D, Thompson T1B50D, Thompson T1BSB, Thompson T1-C, Thompson T1D, Thompson T1SB, Thompson T5,
Thompson T5100D, Thompson TM1, Thompson TM1C; UMAREX UZI Rifle; UZI Mini
Carbine, UZI Model A Carbine, and UZI Model B Carbine; Valmet M62S, M71S, and M78;
Vector Arms UZI Type; Weaver Arms Nighthawk; Wilkinson Arms Linda Carbine.

Pistols:

All AK-47 types, including the following:
Centurion 39 AK pistol, Draco AK-47 pistol,
HCR AK-47 pistol, IO Inc. Hellpup AK-47 pistol, Krinkov pistol, Mini Draco AK-47 pistol,
Yugo Krebs Krink pistol;

All AR-15 types, including the following:
American Spirit AR-15 pistol, Bushmaster Carbon 15 pistol, DoubleStar Corporation AR pistol, DPMS AR-15 pistol,
Olympic Arms AR-15 pistol, Rock River Arms LAR 15 pistol; Calico Liberty pistols; DSA
SA58 PKP FAL pistol; Encom MP-9 and MP-45; Heckler & Koch model SP-89 pistol; Intratec
AB-10, TEC-22 Scorpion, TEC-9, and TEC-DC9; Kel-Tec PLR 16 pistol;

The following MAC types:
MAC-10, MAC-11; Masterpiece Arms MPA A930 Mini Pistol, MPA460 Pistol, MPA
Tactical Pistol, and MPA Mini Tactical Pistol; Military Armament Corp. Ingram M-11, Velocity
Arms VMAC; Sig Sauer P556 pistol; Sites Spectre;

All Thompson types, including the following:
Thompson TA510D, Thompson TA5;

All UZI types, including: Micro-UZI.

Shotguns:
Franchi LAW-12 and SPAS 12; All IZHMASH Saiga 12 types, including the
following: IZHMASH Saiga 12, IZHMASH Saiga 12S, IZHMASH Saiga 12S EXP-01,
IZHMASH Saiga 12K, IZHMASH Saiga 12K-030, IZHMASH Saiga 12K-040 Taktika;
Streetsweeper; Striker 12.

Belt-fed semiautomatic firearms: All belt-fed semiautomatic firearms including TNW M2HB.

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DonDiego trusts this helps hoops2.
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