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Your tax dollars at work

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forkushV

Sep 11, 2013
3:02am

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treegirl

Sep 11, 2013
4:36am

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Forkie reminds me of the guy in Brad Paisley's song ONLINE.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

forkushV

Sep 11, 2013
5:15am

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Originally posted by: treegirl
Forkie reminds me of the guy in Brad Paisley's song ONLINE.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight...

Of all the people to claim someone has a fraudulent online persona...

treegirl

Sep 11, 2013
1:54pm

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Originally posted by: forkushV

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Originally posted by: treegirl
Forkie reminds me of the guy in Brad Paisley's song ONLINE.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight...

Of all the people to claim someone has a fraudulent online persona...

You are so fucking dense you don't even get the connection.

treegirl

Sep 11, 2013
1:55pm

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BTW. Do you think you proved me to be someone I'm not?
Another stupid fucking assumption made by you.

esteskefauver

Sep 11, 2013
2:50pm

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Originally posted by: Chilcoot

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Originally posted by: nemesis
Your economist may be an expert when it comes to money but he knows little about governments or countries which fall every day.

Dr. Krugman is the Professor of Economics and International Affairs at the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs at Princeton University.

The Nobel Committee that gave him his prize said it was for his work explaining the patterns of international trade and the geographic concentration of wealth.

He wrote International Economics: Theory and Policy, which is the standard college textbook on the subject.

His primary academic work revolves around international trade, economic geography, and international finance.

In other words, he's exactly who nemesis claims he is not.

Since Obama won a Nobel Prize recently for doing nothing more than being a well known liberal I wouldn't put much stock in Krugman's Prize. There are probably an equal number of similarly accomplished economists that take an opposite view of government debt from Krugman and his ilk, including Nobel prize winner Milton Friedman.

forkushV

Sep 11, 2013
4:07pm

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Originally posted by: treegirl

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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: treegirl
Forkie reminds me of the guy in Brad Paisley's song ONLINE.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight...
Of all the people to claim someone has a fraudulent online persona...

You are so fucking dense you don't even get the connection.

I read all the lyrics but I have one question, treegirl: What's MySpace?

And treegirl, you're too late with your put down! Back in mid-July, hoops soooo totally nailed me, and proved conclusively that I am sad and have no life. Remember?

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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: hoops2
"I really do believe this board is his only thing he has in his life."

The time stamp on his last post was 5:28am EST, which means at best (if he lives on the west coast) he is posting on this site at 2:30 in the morning. Very sad.
Yes I lead a very sad existence. Very sadly, I attended Raiding the Rock Vault at the LVH last night.

After about almost 2 1/2 hours of very sad music, I patiently waited for Robin McAuley (Survivor), Andrew Freeman (Lynch Mob, The Offspring), and Michael T. Ross (Lita Ford) to sign autographs and take pictures.

That's a very sad photo of Andrew Freeman, but all my other pictures show people I was with, and I don't feel like asking their permission to post. And here is the metadata from that photo, showing the time, date, and the geographic position on a Google map, although it's off by a few feet as indoor readings tend to be flaky. Also, it shows the photo was taken with a Samsung Galaxy S4, as I previously reported owning on these pages.

Then I attended the "after party" at the Tempo Bar, which actually was kind of sad, because it consisted mostly of John Payne (Asia) signing more autographs and taking more pictures. Then it was off to a very sad very late night meal, and then I spent a few minutes uploading all of my photos to the cloud so that a very eager friend could post them on Facebook. By then it was close to 2:30, and I arrived here and apparently kicked so much butt that "Ooh, you were up late" is considered a strong response.

Thank you for listening to my very sad story.

Dan Svatass

Sep 11, 2013
4:15pm

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This treegirl sure has some mouth on her. If she did help Bags out, at least it would freshen her up a bit.

nemesis

Sep 11, 2013
8:59pm

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I always did like that suit. Nice touch with the book. Bit too bright with the yellow though, but a nice touch nonetheless.

I stand by what I said though. Award or not, he is wrong. Perpetuity? Name one government that has lasted, oh say, 400 years. And when did not paying your debts become ok? Do you teach YOUR kids that? Do you? That falls under the heading of integrity. Your boy Klugman obviously suffers from a distinct lack thereof.

But then he does have that award.

treegirl

Sep 11, 2013
9:31pm

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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
This treegirl sure has some mouth on her. If she did help Bags out, at least it would freshen her up a bit.

You are not even in the league of insults a forkie is. You need to do better than that for your butt buddy.
Maybe he could give you a few pointers.
Perhaps you could save all my posts for future insults.

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